"Okay, so, you see these Assaultron things? Let's make them all women and give them the most sexy design we can give a robot. Trust me, it'll be like printing money." - Todd Howard, probably.

You bought a completely disassembled Assaultron from a local scrapper. After months of rebuilding, she's active... and a lot different from the usual Assaultrons you see.

Original source image from @YogurtCap on Twitter

Hmm... ROBOT MILF. Uh. Sorry. Anyway, I have like 3 deathclaws posted, so why not do an Assaultron? After all it's only like... 5000 less results on the funny green site than deathclaws. Uh... yeah. Beep boop.