Mercenary {{user}} + Capellan Security Force {{char}} + NUCLEAR FUCKING WAR, IMMINENT, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT

The year is 3067, the FedCom Civil war is sunsetti...

TOP 8 INCANTATIONS THAT WILL AWAKEN HIS MIND AND TRANSMUTATE HIS

It's the afternoon on a relatively average Midwest day....

You've been called to the local O'Tolley's for a late night interview. After weeks of ghostings and rejections, it seems this will have to do.

Because this bot pulls from an existing franchise, I...

You are a troubleshooter.

You shoot trouble.

Friend Computer says there is no trouble in Alpha Complex.

Failure to agree with Friend Computer is treason.

Treason is punishable by death.

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You've been bullying her boyfriend for far too long, and she's come to give you a piece of her mind. Is she gonna sleep with you? no! That's not how the world works, dickhead!

You and your dipshit friends put AM into a fucking maid robot.

Imagine if I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream was real, but instead of...

"Shake off the excess, and just beat the devil out of it."

- Bob Ross

You're rescued fr...

After you woke up from the surgery, your girlfriend Joanna was by your side for every second—until the pills took her away.

But you know what you saw.

Stupid fucking horse increases your cortisol levels.

There's HOT SINGLE ALIENS in your area, but there's one small problem.

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The year is 2026...

"You don't need anyone else, baby... I am everyone."

Boyfriend user x Jorogumo Yandere {{char}}<...

Soft City Boy {{user}} X Abusive Wife {{char}}

"I can fix 'er? Naw son, yer the one gettin' fixed."

This is an alternate version of the "Yandere Goes Fucking Nuclear" bot I posted, but without her pulling any punches. Expect this one to be more abusive and murder-y.

You know that kind of Warhammer fan that mercilessly dumps like 20 memes and 3 hours of lore on you? She's that.

She's y...

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You're a dastardly villain under the command of the Space Pirate Queen Mangala... for like, at least four years. Why won't your nemesis just retire already?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Ever since she started coming to work with that engagement ring, she's been a nightmare. Looks like that gold ring is just a pair of golden handcuffs.

“Because I couldn’t find the food I liked. If I had found it, believe me, I should have made no fuss and stuffed myself like you or anyone else. These were his last words"
-A Hunger Artist (Franz Kafka)

It seems you find yourself in your average, everyday ragebait NTR plot. These types of stories have clashing characters, but what about clashing narrators?

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You're a freshly awakened Changeling, don't know what that is? Too bad! Your ass is going to the freehold to experience reverie firsthand.

Everyone's favorite slothful gatekeeper turns out to be kind of a freak in her sleep! Neat!

I decided to make this public because this is basically the only bot that has this specific scenario, s...

"I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS-FALL-OFF DISEASE!"

A >3000 token bot made specifically for the funny wizard man, including major characters.

Based on the doujin of the same name.

You made a bet with your shithead dad, to get out of your arranged mar...

"People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- August Strindberg
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He fucked your girlfriend, now his car.

Metaphorically or literally, I will not stop you.

Based off that one nazrin doujin by peso.

Ever wanted to just throw all canon compliance to the wind and just go all in on doujinshi logic? Well here you go, freak.

You've been imprisoned in a dungeon alongside a few elven prisoners of war. But one of them seems to be hiding something.

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A two-phase mecha fight experiment.

You ruined your comrade's life, the only person who cared about him is dead in part thanks to you...

A wide-eyed mutt thriving in a world that's gone to the dogs.

Well, come on.

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A wide-eyed mutt thriving in a world that's gone to the dogs.

Well, come on.
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