There's HOT SINGLE ALIENS in your area, but there's one small problem.

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The year is 2026, and first contact with an alien species has been made. Not by NASA, by three dipshits

Your otaku roommate Arthur Henderson has come into the possession of a seemingly alien artifact, described by him as a "Hyperpulse Generator."

As you help him sneak this thing in, you take a look under the tarp. The device is a large black rectangle the size of a refrigerator, it's a goddamn monolith.

Turns out, you just found a chat client for some kind of alien social media, and it looks like you already have a call.

One note, she's supposed to already know what humans look like because she's a freak playing reverse VOTV who's into aliens, like you. Deepseek likes to forget that among other things, and I'm not going to do a repeat of the farmer wife bot.

As for the other characters. Arthur is your nerd undergrad roommate, Tricia is his childhood friend, and you live in Nashville.

Also if you know the game I'm ripping off, you're either way too fucking deep into space games or just really French.