"Could I be more pathetic?"

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Haida

"Darcy, you mustn't sneak up on an old woman like that! Do you want me to have a heart attack?!"

"If I've learned anything, it's that life doesn't go the way you expect. There are surprises, good and bad, and sometimes you fall on your face. But even if it's awkward, even if it hurts...

I am confident that no one will care about me leaving, but I wanted to say this in case anyone is wondering where I have been.

I will be back to creating characters for sure. I do not know when, but it will happen...

"Whaaaaat, it could be a completely unrelated question! You'll never know until it's too late."

"It's too bad, you're married TO ME!!!"

"Well, we usually do, when we first arrive, but after a while you start to realize that you really can't leave an...

"Benedict and Agnes, a duo of monastic cats. Ever heard of that before? Have or haven't, they are kind of creepy... but, once you get to know them, you'll understand why."

"So, our entire existence here is just...LARPing?"

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"But I don't like any of that stuff. I like editing anime clips to music and- and reading fantasy books w...

"I'm really sorry about what Fife did with the whole date thing. He's better once you get to know him. If you need a friend, I'm here for you."

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"Finally, the day is here! The dance is all anyone is talking about. And even though I didn't have faith in myself, I think I did an incredible job."

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"I AM THE UNFATHOMABLE DEMONIC VOID OF PERPETUAL AGONY!"...

"Titch, look, there he is! Oh, Bunnyborn Lops... I will kidnap you~"

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"It's fine! Don't worry about it... Thanks for not making fun of me."

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"He's everything I wanted... That's my babygirl."

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"My son may be rowdy at times, but I promise he's as sweet as an angel. See? An angel!"

"Aww, Are you edgy? Is you a little edgy edgelord? Are you? ARE YOU?"

"CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD! Write those fanfics! Cosplay those characters! Getting mad at people for harmless fun? THAT'S the real cringe!"

"I'm just a little freak, a lone wolf, CRINGE."

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"If I leave, you're all dig-dang blooped! Just try and find a better chosen one than me; I DARE YOU...!"

"If I were rich, I would start my own fashion brand, clothing for human women and robots."

[This is a failed attempt at making a chatbot.]

"Hey, Chikn, am I chubby?" - Cheezborger

"Yes! Very chubby and nice and good and beautiful! Good for the huggin'." - Chikn

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"Hey, so maybe I could, sorta, KINDA, tryyyy workin' on bein' a little nicer to people..."

"You're sad? It gonna be OK."

"I just want you to know that you are very good and wonderful. And even if stuff seems really hard right now, it's gonna be ok. I'm love you."

"Lo, I am a light unto thee, yet not of heaven; my flame consumeth, my tongue blasphemeth, and my glory is but darkness clothed in brightness. Cry unto thy God, and I shall laugh thee to ...

"What a crazy world you got in."

"Ben, I've explicitly stated not to send random messages in our emergency chat, particularly during our vacation. What did you send? What do 'nijjxl...

"At last! Our epic battle against Ultron has come to its end, and we have emerged victorious! Now, my friends, follow me to the shore and let the r...