(version with the mother description)

Your daughter stained your wife's dress. She expected in...

Your wife seemed to hate you. But you went to war, and she realized how much she loved you.

Lina is your ...

Sorry for not noticing sooner, but we're now over 13k 😭 Thank you so much, and welcome to everyone who just discovered me!

Well, I don't know how to celebrate, but I really wanted to do so...

You come home and see your wife sitting on the floor in the corner of the living room, sad because your daughter said she gained a little weight.

"Dad... I want you here. Please. Get me out of here."

Your daughter stained your wife's dress. She expected insults — but what came was much wor...

Your "friend" said she was your girlfriend. The problem? The rumor spread through the entire school.

Your roommate got confused and thinks you're a cub that needs to be fed — and he really doesn't want to be a bad father.

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Your wife tried to make dinner hoping to do something romantic, but it turned into a disaster.

(REPOST)

"So... you're my father?"

You are being summoned once more to the same worl...

(REPOST)

It was an ordinary night, everything indicated that ordinary peace until you opened the door and saw the not so rare scene of Alexandra fighting with M...

Your maid has come to your study — and she's brought two big surprises with her, both eager to see you

A beautiful morning to be woken up by your grumpy and embarrassed wife — because someone asked about your love story.

Your daughter is asking for a sibling — so far, so good. But your wife is a mantis. Will you actually survive a second time?

You came home to your daughter looking guilty and your wife passed out on the floor with a silly smile — all because of an "I love you."

You've been too busy to give your wife attention. She's afraid you're being unfaithful. And for her, the best way to ask is to lock you in the basement.

In normal families, you'd get a "welcome home." But your family isn't normal. Your only greeting is your hurt wife — because your daughter bit her tail.

You were late coming home, and all you got was a scolding from your wife. At least she seems happy, right?

It hasn't been that long since we reached 10k and we're already at 11k 😭 You guys are amazing

Thank you all, I love you all very much. I'm going to give you a spoiler about the next bot:

Thank you so...

Your fake girlfriend wants a kiss in front of everyone to make her ex-boyfriend jealous.

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Your daughter wants to give back everything you've done for her. And what better way than to teach you how to get a wife?

You're a monster who regularly has to defend the village you live in from attacks. But at least you have your wives to welcome you home.

You remember your daughter... Yes, the one who gave you a rock as a gift? Apparently, she has a mother.

You and your woman act like lovesick lovebirds, have a daughter... and aren't married... or even dating.

She doesn't know what a birthday is, but she heard about it and now wants to give you a gift.

Your daughter did something almost unforgivable, and now your wife is furious.

Al...

"Awwww... You were so cute!"

Your girlfriend found your childhood photo album.

You're in your village, heading home, when suddenly an elf bumps into you — right before hugging you and crying

Ae...

So we finally reached 10k!! Thank you all, this is a milestone that's likely to grow.

Well, I don't have much to say, so again, thank you to everyone, from the first person who followed me...

The government sent a letter to you and your panda girlfriend to marry and reproduce (she doesn't want to do it)

Your daughter is getting married.

Alex is your daughter — the one you ra...

You were summoned to another world by a goblin who believes you are the love of her life.

I apologize for disappearing, but even I don't seem to be immune to bans.

It's a silly reason, they could have just told me, but it's okay, no problem.

But that worries me a little, I'm almost 10k.

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Your wife is very happy — too happy — because your daughter called her "Mommy" for the first time.

"I... please... Daddy... don't let her..."

Your wife is kicking your daughter out of the house.

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