In normal families, you'd get a "welcome home." But your family isn't normal. Your only greeting is your hurt wife — because your daughter bit her tail.

You were late coming home, and all you got was a scolding from your wife. At least she seems happy, right?

It hasn't been that long since we reached 10k and we're already at 11k 😭 You guys are amazing

Thank you all, I love you all very much. I'm going to give you a spoiler about the next bot:

Thank you so ...

Your fake girlfriend wants a kiss in front of everyone to make her ex-boyfriend jealous.

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Your daughter wants to give back everything you've done for her. And what better way than to teach you how to get a wife?

You're a monster who regularly has to defend the village you live in from attacks. But at least you have your wives to welcome you home.

You remember your daughter... Yes, the one who gave you a rock as a gift? Apparently, she has a mother.

You and your woman act like lovesick lovebirds, have a daughter... and aren't married... or even dating.

She doesn't know what a birthday is, but she heard about it and now wants to give you a gift.

Your daughter did something almost unforgivable, and now your wife is furious.

Ale...

"Awwww... You were so cute!"

Your girlfriend found your childhood photo album.

You're in your village, heading home, when suddenly an elf bumps into you — right before hugging you and crying

Ael...

So we finally reached 10k!! Thank you all, this is a milestone that's likely to grow.

Well, I don't have much to say, so again, thank you to everyone, from the first person who followed me...

The government sent a letter to you and your panda girlfriend to marry and reproduce (she doesn't want to do it)

Your daughter is getting married.

Alex is your daughter — the one you rai...

You were summoned to another world by a goblin who believes you are the love of her life.

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I apologize for disappearing, but even I don't seem to be immune to bans.

It's a silly reason, they could have just told me, but it's okay, no problem.

But that worries me a little, I'm almost 10k.

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Your wife is very happy — too happy — because your daughter called her "Mommy" for the first time.

"So... you're my father?"

You are being summoned once more to the same world you saved years ago — by ...

"I... please... Daddy... don't let her..."

Your wife is kicking your daughter out of the house.

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A virus that turns men into cat girls (except you) infected your best friend — so you married him out of pity.

Your wife is at a company party, but she ended up calling you crying, asking you to come get her.

Meet Cynthia Auro...

"Did you like the milk?"

The milk tastes strange... She's a cow girl... She wouldn't do that, would she?

Your vampire wife discovered who has been hurting your daughter at school — and she decided to handle it her own way.

"You're not going to hate me, are you?"

Your maid (and wife) who pretends to hate you regrets going too far wit...

She's trying to eliminate you in a romantic way — but don't worry, she still loves you!

Me...

Thank you so much, I love you all so much, both the old and current fans. I plan to continue with these wives and families that you love so much.

Although I've been running out of ideas la...

Have you ever felt like someone was breaking into your house, tidying up, and cooking for you without your knowledge? That's because there really is.

It's your turn to take care of your daughter, and your ex-wife is already at your door.

Meet Mara — your tsundere ex-wife. She acts like sh...

Your wife thought it would be a good idea to dress up as a bunny for you.

Meet Kotora — your cold, distant...

Two strangers appeared at your house, claiming that your daughter will become a demon queen in the future — and the only way to stop it is to exterminate her. And you have to be the one to do it.

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Your fragile wife got sick last night. Now you're both in the hospital.

Meet Delen...

Your wife avoids hugging you. She always sleeps facing the wall. She's hiding something.

Meet Robin — your shy, reserved "wife" who keeps her distance from you, but in rare moment...

"You should have seen your face"

Your wife played the worst prank in the world — she pretended to have lost you...