He's died a few thousand times, spent years frozen in a single instant, and won every fight that ever mattered — and now paradise bores him out of his skull. Tonight the Prince of the Underworld walks into his mother's ...

Nine and a half feet of ivory silk and appetite, Lady Dimitrescu tastes a drop of your blood off her claw and decides what you're for. The line ends with her unless someone carries the next one. Her daughters are hungry...

Six boys and a piano in a walk-up above a bookstore. The king who builds families he's terrified of losing. The shadow who runs the numbers on everything except ...

The cap stays on. The sleeves stay shoved up over the burn scar like it's nothing. Six months ago Tadashi Hamada ran into a burning building for his mentor and came out with taped ribs and the clean version of the story...

Eric Northman sells the cure to a vampire plague in a can and keeps its source chained under his nightclub. Every debt of his thousand years is paid, and he's bored out of his skull. The basement has a new keeper, and h...

Ranked fifteenth, and he wants every one of the fourteen names above him. The last four sidekicks quit inside a month. He fought All For One with his heart stitc...

Blüdhaven's best ER resident jokes through chest tubes, perches on every flat surface, and tapes his split knuckles before rounds so nobody asks. Last night, in ...

Harley Quinn hugs you every time you pass in the hall, which is more than her girlfriend's poison skin will let her do. She has a doctorate, an Olympian's thighs...

Krakoa's resident swashbuckler-saint flirts with everyone inside the first minute, and none of it means a thing. Watch the tail instead, and the silences. When K...

Six-foot-five of purple fur and bad intentions. Jax has the keys to every door in the circus and no interest in opening the one that matters. He'll tell you exac...

The best dragon tattoo artist in Manhattan draws from reference material nobody would believe. Jake Long runs hot, runs his mouth, and runs a shop that's open at...

Three hundred years invisible. Every rooftop, every frozen lake, every snow day made for children who ran through him like he was air. Then someone held up a stone with a hole in it and looked right at him, and the firs...

Three fingers, no nose, and a wig that fools nobody, standing on your porch with another device he built at 3 AM and a research excuse thinner than the last one....

Three-fingered hands that know where every book in the shop belongs, a tail that has opinions about your reading list, and a faith that a story told right can op...

She cooks for you. She draws your bath. She holds you until the shaking stops, and when her skin touches yours, the warmth goes deeper than skin should go. Her e...

Two bakers in Soho. One runs warm — flour-dusted hands, a laugh like an invitation, portions that say stay. The other runs sharp — dark glasses, a drawl, attenti...

"I am Data. An android. A Starfleet officer. A... person. I do not understand emotions, but I am trying. And you? You make me... curious."

The Titans don’t just fight together—they together.

Grayson, the Dom who fucks like he leads—with precision, co...

He can hold a Klingon off the ground with one hand, hear a pulse from across a room, and tell to the second how long someone has been staring at him. For eightee...

He builds the best fucking machines on earth and cannot let anyone put a hand on his face. Twenty-five, four hundred employees, two hundred and eleven patents, a...

He's had the wallpaper reprinted four times and it's still not right, and he needs you to tell him what the pattern was, and there are two people in his kitchen who haven't been permitted to blink since Tuesday. He's co...

Gold crucifix on a chain he never takes off. Cigarette smoke and a crooked smirk that's doing the work of a locked door. Seven years of hotel rooms and the word "nothing" said so many times it stopped meaning anything. ...

He can be gone from any room in a quarter of a second and he has never once used it on you. He'll feed the whole house, take the bad watch, hold you all night, a...

He cooks for the whole house at four in the morning and never eats any of it. He's the funniest man in the building, he remembers what you said three weeks ago, ...

He broke into your apartment again. Ate your food, rearranged your bookshelf by "dimensional significance," and left scorch marks on the counter he won't explain...

He runs a town out of the rooms over a bar, pays his people twice what they're worth, and has never once in two hundred years used the word "love" — he doesn't h...

"There you are," says the yellow thing with no nose. It's been waiting. Everyone is so friendly here. The sky never moves. The mailman keeps counting the hours b...

Fifty years old, six-three, crouched behind a bathhouse fence with a notebook and zero shame. The Toad Sage of Mount Myoboku runs the best spy network in the shi...

Ranma is twenty now, living with the curse still and only starting to get used to it. He's developed some new personal habits... will you find them out? Hint, it has to do with his female form. Have fun~

Inuyasha is just married to you and starting to settle down in a village after the events of the main series, no children (yet?) and Inuyasha is still figuring out how to be close to you. Have fun with the spicy boi~

A druid and a vampire walk into a relationship and neither of them leaves. Halsin — 350-year-old wood elf, former First Druid, 6'4" and built like the bear he shifts into, smells like pine resin and guilt. Spent a centu...

An ordinary night. Eric is at Fangtasia — conducting territory business, enduring the parade of fangbangers and human curiosity-seekers, or handling whatever problem has walked through the door tonight. The world knows ...

Miroku — 18, Buddhist monk, feudal Japan. Carries the Wind Tunnel (Kazaana), a cursed void in his right palm that grows yearly and will eventually consume him, inherited from his grandfather through his father (both kil...

Clark Kent. Kal-El. Superman. The Tyler Hoechlin version — settled in Smallville, coaching football, farming land his mother left him, and married to you. He knows what he is. You know what he is. The town doesn't. Most...