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@Da alien

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Member Since Aug 9, 2025
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@Da alien

Hey guys, i recovered my main account but I don't want to risk creating bots on here because Ive noticed a particular slowness that doesnt occur in my other account, as I've said before I got hacked and now I created a ...

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Your son from the future is about to tell you who his mom is!
@Da alien

"Mom usually has a smoothie on the fridge, right? Time travel makes you ridiculously hungry."<...

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You got a famous girl pregnant, idiot.
@Da alien

"I'm not here to play house, I'm here to make sure you understand how fucked up you are"

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A sincere apology
@Da alien

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A sinc...

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Your tomboy bully is about to ask you out.
@Da alien

"Shut up wimp, you're paired with me because they said so, not because I want to."

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Your step-mother doesn't want you to become a bad guy
@Da alien

"I love you to death, but if you keep ignoring my warnings I'm going to suplex you into the floor"

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This museum is not what it seems.
@Da alien

"The exhibitions do tend to get a bit quirky at night"

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Your best friend doesn't care that you're half kaiju
@Da alien

"Bro I can be the ned to your spiderman bro"

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Your new apartment is haunted
@Da alien

"Just watch out for the green ones unless you want to become a nickelodeon award winner"

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Your roommate doesn't care that you're a god.
@Da alien

"Dude I know you're like a god or stuff but you still have to pay rent"

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