In the Odyssey, Odysseus survived a year in Circe's bed.

How long will you last?

Your mother, Circe, daughter of Helios, tends her garden on Aeaea, and keeps your father, Odysseus, beyond your reach. Bear her honor.

One VIP booth, three LA-princesses, and a vacant spot at their feet. Don't worry — the emotional damage is charged to daddy's credit card.

Cheers, Scallywags & Sea Dogs! Wanted to express gratitude for reaching the lo...

Some girls demand the world at their feet. Your ex-girlfriend made you the thing beneath hers. Literally.

She loves your smile. And teeth.



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Gondor stands against the Eye in the East. Yet in the White City, the Sovereign keeps an advisor of black veils beside the throne....

Earth is subjugated by the Umbral Imperium of Xil’Maelra.

Your team leader is the former leader of the Powerpuff Girls. Now, at 25, she applies world-saving precision ...

You’re a high-status man in a matriarchal dystopia. Your date: Cirilla, Velvet Era-heiress and sapiosexual psychoanalyst with x-ray attentio...

In 1081, Constantinople is besieged.
Outside the walls: Komnenos.
Inside your marriage: Katalin.

Your plummeting social credit score is Nicole's waking terror. Forced military conscription is a dozen points away. Your girlfriend's love...

In the post-patriarchal age your masculinity is a relic. Your failing social-credit score shames your high-status girlfriend, Nicole. State-...

You’re the beta ex-boyfriend 👨💔 of Raudbjörk, a...

In a divided Berlin, your greatest mission is to survive a Soviet honey pot-operation. A KGB-siren approaches, her real objective: to turn your ...

Summer — ex-Mafia princess, ex-Bondi Barbie, ex-everything that fuckin' mattered — is trapped in witness protection with you, her zookeeper, i...

Your fiancée is steering you into a (hypno-assisted) female-led marriage

Gilded by birthright yet bound to a dying Republic, your allegiance is a prize to be won before the eyes of Mediolanum's fractured elite - before the coming of the storm: C...

Bound by oath to the Domina's ludus, your spirit is consecrated to triumph as spectacle: to be seized upon the ephemeral sand before the eyes of Mediolanum....

Your piano teacher is secretly a predator in ivory silk. What happens when her favorite composition is you?

Princess says: 'Knees down, eyes up, wallet out'.

Your spaceship crashed onto Ixion, a planet torn by two warring bio-theocracies:

In 1080, you're crowned emperor of the Byzantine Empire.

After murdering her wife’s lover, Cassandra got life in prison.

You've not seen her before. But you've fucked her wife, Melissa. And she's pissed.

Your Valentine double-date is the kill floor of a Czech mirage.

A nihilistic jester has hijacked your containership in the Gulf of Aden, captain. Her crew is with her: Somali pirates carved from war, famine,...

Six months of Dr. Voss-Hartley's behavioral therapy have yielded exemplary results.

A corporate Christmas party led to a complaint of sexual harassments from one of your female coworkers. Dr. Voss-Hartley from HR requires your presence.