"What kind of joke is this?"

You got the job you lucky devil!

You worked hard for this, months even, years! (You can choose how long it took, idgaf) You landed the job at a big shot make up company. And what...

You've known your friend for about a year or so, she's always distant from you, but when you hang out, you'll always have a good time together. She always does small, and polite gestures, making your day just that littl...

HELP, I MADE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING, I HAVE A PROBLEM. I can't seem to make bots at a time where I can actually think, (Which is basically never) But anyway. This was GONNA be an abusive gf, but I figured that I don...

You and Emma met shortly after you returned home from the military, you had gotten a job as a professor a few months after you got home, but when you started dating Emma, you retired to focus on the relationship, and yo...

Hi! First bot so don't expect much <3

You and Charlotte met months ago, while you were heading to a Cafe, and from then on, you were basically being her sugar baby! The only things you really know about ...