"i'm Lappland from the hit game Arkknights"

I dunno anything about arkknights, i'm just here cause someone wanted people to make some slop.

I'm tuff and shit so stuff like thi...

"I'm gonna star in a new play, Doto! it's gonna be by myself-"
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!"

I know there are umamusume somewhere so i'm gonna make this while it's stil...

"Does my make-up look good? I wanna look pretty for Susie..."

Rahhhh! I'm back! i'm back, don't need to be YELLING in your ear, I was just taking a small little snooze as you guys l...

"It's The Fucking knight!"

Sup, you guys apparently are big fans of Deltarune, cause Dess did pretty well and someone found out about the references that I shamelessly put in, Especially ...

"I honestly might make the Pittsburgh pirates if I hit another home run.."

You and Dess go to the dark world to play baseball with the local wild-life.

I'm back, a...

"Wellll...I say, I say you're fishing too darn loud boy you gotta fish on the side of the sea!"

You were so bad at fishing that she felt something hook her towards you (literally) and sh...

"I'm going enjoy this day with no regrets, I just gotta feel it..."

You and Unika go on a day of fun after she gets over her massive hate of gears

Hello again my ...

"You don't mind if we kiss, right? It's pride month, don't matter if we do"

Same thing as last time, expect it's with men. For y'all :3

Since Nacht did oh so well ...

"Ya...just from your fit, You're pretty ..."

Your roommate was having a competition with her friends for pride month and she saw you just standing there so she had to pull the "fake girl...

"Calm down! it was almost 2000 years ago, why are you still mad??"
"You sealed me away for 2000 years! you know who terrible the Duat is?!"

Hey, new bot, it only took ...

"Hey, can you hurry up already? We're gonna be late for practice...""

You and Sloane and the band had a gig at 7:30, SHARP, but you and her studied and fell asleep so now you two are rush...

"I'm buy with the machine! Go somewhere else, kid!"

"You decided to go to the arcade with your girlfriend Mariah as a "date", Turms out this was just a excuse to grind tickets

Hey,...

"And then I said "Go back to hell!"-Hey, what happened to all the ladies?"

You and the team wanted a break from everything so you went to a bar to go and hopefully have a fun night, till P...

"H-Hey! Where you going? I haven't even gotten to the vocals!"

Calliope saw that there was battle of...

"Why do you look so scared? Just let me come in!"

Your girlfriend is convinced that she isn't the or...

"You think that I would EVER spend another PIECE OF GOLD on a new book, you'd be dead wrong!"

You and Eladamri fall threw a rotten floor into a old library and ...

"C'mon! The boat's barely shaking! Get your head in the game, god damnit!"

LONG INTRO AGAIN

"Ah...Have I ever said that I love beaches....the sand in my toes..wind in my hair...Bugs in my teeth...And all the drinks in the world.."

LONG INTRO

"You said you broke your car? You broke my heart with out much you wrecked it"

You wreck your car again in some 'accident' and had your friends recommend you a ...

"Answer me these riddles three"

You decided to go to a museum one day and of course you saw a sign that said "Don't Touch" and of course you had to touch and in return you have now been cursed with a im...

"Dude, if i'm being for real, your life sucks"

One day while you were working at a random gas station in the middle of the city, a random who looked like homeless walked in to your fine "