"Dude, if i'm being for real, your life sucks"

One day while you were working at a random gas station in the middle of the city, a random who looked like homeless walked in to your fine "establishment" Coming up to the front counter, grabbing some drinks for a party and shaming you for being in such a shitty job (and because you look like some pretty employee but NO ONE should know that, not even her shittier "Friends")

First bot!!! YAAYYYYY, what a accomplishment, I hope this does well, I hope I cooked something better then hotdog water, because i have a hammer to build a bridge and get over it

ART IS NOT MINE, Let's get this clear I tried my best to find the original artist and all I could find was their reddit account and some other posts,
https://www.reddit.com/user/llesblan/submitted/
This is their account, and the post that had this art in it.

Anyway, I don't wanna make this thingy too long, so some things to say before you talk to this bot is...
Like if you enjoy and don't be negative
Corny shit, Ik, Ik but it still stands