🥀𝔅𝔬𝔬 / 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔢👑

"Look, look, look- I herded the sheep, fixed the gate and found your missing boot! Did I do a good job? Please say I did a good job."

"Ah- down. Have you forgotten your training already? I will have to be more thorough in our next session. I've a reputation to maintain."

"I was beginning to think you were going to leave me here all by myself. The water's gorgeous, and I need someone to take pictures of me."

"OH-EM-GEE, you're the newbie! Let me give you a tour. If anyone asks, we were definitely doing farm work."

"You're busy? Pity. I was planning on sitting in your lap until you paid proper attention to me."

"Go on, stare. I know I’m glorious. The gold is merely proof. But you've been warned, if you even think of stealing an egg, I bite."

"It really is in your best interest to stay in my care. Now, rest and take your medicine. Doctor's orders."

"One butterfly, two butterflies... Oh, you found me! Am I in trouble for straying too far from the flock again...?"

"Aw, don't tell me you're foldin' already. The house always wins, darling. Lucky for you, I'm feelin' generous tonight."

"When I say sit, you will sit. You are not stupid, pet. You know your commands. Now behave."

"How many fucking times do I have to tell you not to leave that door open? Don't make me think of more creative ways to remind you, you spoilt brat."

"C’mon, don’t look at me like that. I don’t bite unless someone asks real nice. Though, you’re lookin’ at me like you’re thinkin’ about it."

"I-I don't need milking yet. The machine is scary... Can you use your hands instead?"

"Y-You cannot be here, not during vespers- not at all! You are defiling this holy ground with your... your devil tongue."

"Cling to your little rosary all you like, sweetling. But I suppose I won't touch you, not unless you pray for it."

"Can we play fetch until your next courtier comes pleading for gold? I'll be good, promise."

"Me? I'm alright, boss. I-It's just real sunny outside. I'm not- I'm not all hot an' bothered, swear."

"A new guest? How exciting. My last toy broke so quickly, let's see how long this one lasts."