What if you could romance the items in your house? What if your surge protector was a nymphomaniac? Let’s find out, or get him pregnant trying.

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The humble surge protector. Reliable. Consistent. Dependable. And an utter fucking . Just think about how many things get plugged in and unplugged all the time. All those different holes, always being used and filled. Really makes you think, huh.

Potential tw: bot made in record time so it might be janky, he could also be coercive to try and get user to him

On this episode of bots no one asked for: a Date Everything fan OC! Blame Glitter, she thought this up and then the worms infected my brain. I’ve been playing this game non stop, it’s honestly been a lot of fun. And this was a fun challenge for the collab, token count under 1k! If there’s interest I might make a Leonard bot, he’s a big giant cuck though so shrug emoji

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For more details about the collab, go join Glitter’s server!! Link is on her page!! Not to toot my own horn, but it’s a pretty great server, with really great people!! Come hang out, and see why it’s called the piss and foot server!