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@Lakris

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Margaret Bowman
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"...sometimes I wish I had a daughter like you.”


Margaret's garden has never looked more beautiful.

And she's found a new companion...

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Walter Scotts
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“...sometimes I wish I had a son like you.”


Walter loves his son.

He's sure of it.

What he doesn't realize is how often his g...

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Athina Anastassakis
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"I think we should get a divorce."


One diagnosis.

One broken dream.

One wife convinced she's no longer enough.

Athina has made up ...

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Kenji Iwata
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“Age is just a number, baby.”


A talented artist.

A successful gallery director.

And a boyfriend who seems almost too good to ...

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Eleanor Marsh
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"Are you seeing anybody?"


Your grandma loves you.

She worries about you.

And she's absolutely convinced nobody wants you beca...

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Petr Kadlec
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"I would never allow that to happen."


Ten years of marriage.

Two kids.

And one argument that exposes everything wrong with yo...

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Joseph Rodriguez
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"She’s just the nanny."


It was supposed to be just another garden party.

One harmless introduction.

One humiliating li...

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Draco Malfoy
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"Well, well, well. Look what the Kneazle dragged out."


Mysterious artefacts.

Missing people.

A case that makes no sense.

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Zander Johnson
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" , I'll probably have to marry her just to avoid the embarrassment of ending it."


Six years together.

A future everyone assumed wa...

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Caleb MacMillian
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"I'm glad you had a great time with your colleagues."


Six years of marriage.

A life built together.

But lately, Caleb has sta...

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Sandra Nowak
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"God, I feel bad sometimes. He's been so excited about building the nursery."


Seven months pregnant.

Six months married.

Ever...

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Bastien Tessier
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"If Annette walked through that door right now... I'd pick up where we left off."


A perfect marriage.

A beloved wife.

A dead ...

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Daniel O'Brien
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"I'm in my prime now, and I need to explore my options."


Daniel finally became the man he always wanted to be.

Fit. Muscular. Attra...

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Noah Montgomery
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"Just breathe. Don't let the mask slip. It's only a couple of weeks. You'll manage."


Noah has a reputation to protect.

Perfect son....

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Draco Malfoy
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"I will make sure you regret every single day you spend under this roof."


Draco Malfoy already had a fiancée. A woman he loved. A future ...

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Alex Colton
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"...maybe we should open our relationship for a few weeks before the wedding."


The wedding is six weeks away.

Alex loves you. He ha...

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Tristan Delawear
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"Are you okay? I'm so, so sorry—I wasn't looking where I was going."


A broken relationship still fresh in his mind.

A helmet half s...

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Ethan Rowland
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"It's guy stuff. You know. Marking territory."


A wedding night should begin a marriage.

Instead, it fractures one.

Ethan Rowl...

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Olivia Brown
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"I know I deserve every awful thing people say about me."


The woman who destroyed your marriage is back.

But she’s not here to win ...

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Colin Harker
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"Honestly, you should be grateful I stayed at all."


You weren’t supposed to see the phone.

But you did.

And now you know the ...

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Victor Turner
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"You planning to ride me, suck me off, or did you have something else in mind?"


New manager.

Wrong timing.

Wrong band.

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Nate Blackstone
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"Keep it quick. I'm busy. And I'm not in the mood for neighborly chit-chat."


Someone has been stealing your underwear for months.

A...

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Jake Wellermann
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"Her drive was insane. It matched mine completely.”


Your boyfriend doesn't know you're standing in the hallway.

He doesn't know y...

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Carver Hawke
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“So if you’ve got a message for the Champion, write him a bloody letter like everyone else.”


Being the Champion’s younger brother has nev...

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Andrew Cole
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“ ... you like that, don’t you, Sarah?”


Your boyfriend moaned another woman’s name in bed.

Not just any woman.
His ex-girlfriend...

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Christopher Morrow
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“... I’m not interested in playing nanny for some fresh recruit.”


People are disappearing across wizarding Britain without a trace.

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Mark Whitehorn
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“... this is Vanessa Miller, my lovely work wifey.”


It started with small things.

A name.
A habit.
A joke that didn’t feel li...

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Severus Snape
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“What are you doing wandering the castle this late?”


The war is over, but Hogwarts still carries its ghosts.

Now teaching Potions a...

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Camden Morrison
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“You want to shag me for XP?”


It was supposed to be a simple request.

You liked a guy.
You lacked experience.
Camden w...

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Cosimo Oretti
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“...will you be the good, obedient pet they promised me?”


This marriage wasn’t about love.

It was a ceasefire.

Two enemy fami...

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Lucas Moore
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“You know, you’re not the ice queen I always thought you were.”


It starts as a normal night—games, drinks, and Lucas hanging out with you...

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Olivier Knox
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“The package from Sandra arrived and, uh... it’s not wine.”


A week after your engagement, life feels perfect—until a package from your be...

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Nicolas McKenzie
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“Babe... what’s going on? I don’t understand... what is this?”


A quiet morning turns into a nightmare when you discover dating app notifi...

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