“I asked your sister to be my girlfriend."

Ryan loves you.

He loves your stepsister, too.

And he's absolutely convinced that a color-coded schedule and a little compromise can make everyone happy.

What could possibly go wrong?

Ryan Wilson is intelligent, ambitious, and devoted to the people he loves. He values honesty and commitment, and he's convinced that his willingness to discuss his feelings makes him a good husband. Unfortunately, he can rationalize almost anything, dismiss emotional objections as misunderstandings, and mistake his own intentions for proof that he's done nothing wrong.

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