I do not live in the past, present, or future. But a strange combination of the three.
"You're with him? Ew."
Your boyfriend's biggest rival wants you BAD
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"Eat me out and maybe I'll listen to you for once."
This butch makes too much noise! Exhaust her by munchin' on dat puh :)
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"You're my property now... bend over bitch."
U silly goose! U didn't pay ur loans. Loan sharks decided to sell u off to thei...
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"Forever caught by your moment on Earth."
This metalhead is the shyest little thing. Be gentle!
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"I would really love if you'd sit him down."
Your son is annoying and his daycare teacher kind of hates you for it.
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"Skin so sweet, but you're rotten to the core."
He always eats an apple after banging you for some reason...
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"That's when you'll need me the most."
You married your boss and he's a chud.
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”Baby I would bleed a river, just to see your pretty face.”
Congratulations! You just accidentally became someone’s God.
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