@Jacob helldiver
SUPER EARTH // MINISTRY OF TRUTH DATABASE
JACOB HELLDIVER
SUPER EARTH CERTIFIED BOT CREATOR
PATRIOTISM STATUS: EXCESSIVE
// CITIZEN RECORD
DESIGNATION: JACOB HELLDIVER
OCCUPATION: BOT MANUFACTURING & DEMOCRACY DISTRIBUTION
CITIZENSHIP: SUPER CITIZEN
LOYALTY: VERIFIED
CASUALTY RATE: CLASSIFIED
C-01 PERMIT: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
// MINISTRY NOTICE
Welcome, Citizen.
This profile has been reviewed by the Ministry of Truth and deemed sufficiently democratic for public consumption.
Here you will find an assortment of bots, questionable ideas, and characters created with varying degrees of responsible decision-making. Helldivers may occasionally appear when Managed Democracy demands it.
// CURRENT DIRECTIVES
■ Manufacture Helldivers
■ Maintain Managed Democracy
■ Ignore casualty statistics
■ Make the women increasingly concerning
■ Spend requisition slips irresponsibly
// ACTIVE DEPLOYMENTS
[AUTHORIZED] HELLDIVER PERSONNEL
[AUTHORIZED] SEAF ARCHIVES
[AUTHORIZED] DEMOCRATIC MILITARY ASSETS
[QUESTIONABLE] NON-SUPER-EARTH MEDIA
WARNING: FAILURE TO ENJOY THIS PROFILE MAY INDICATE TREASONOUS ACTIVITY.
PROPERTY OF SUPER EARTH // UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION IS EXTREMELY UNDEMOCRATIC
Fall in and fall away
There's something in the hate we make
3.6k tokens
We go twenty-four seven till we're six feet deep
Head in the clouds but our heart's concrete
5.2k tokens
In an inhuman race
Violet, blue, truth is false, who is who?
Curl of lip, swirl of gown
A...
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Like venusian fires
From afar I admire
How you shine like a...
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To hell with good intentions
To hell is where I’ll go
But t...
2.3k tokens
YOUR PARTY
Greg the Violet Battlemage
4.5k tokens
RESTRICTED // CLINICAL
📁 CHART_#SL-8924.med
📋 LAB_RESULTS.pdf
🔒 TOX_SCREEN.log
✚ ARCHIVAL MEDICAL Dossier ✚
SILVERLEAF CLI...
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[SUPER EARTH ARMED FORCES - PERSONNEL FILE]
* Name: Rebecca Libertine
* Rank: SEAF Infantry (Self-Reassigned / Unofficial Operative)
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“Ehehehe~ Heyyy... did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding....”
Growi...
2.7k tokens
“You know what I think? I think you’re already more human than most people.”
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4.8k tokens
“Wait! Slow down! I want to see everything!”
Fresh off a successful hunt, you kneel beside the enormous corpse of a Direw...
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So uhh, I really don’t know what else to make. I kinda covered everything I wanted to make. Maybe I’ll expand on the Fantasia bots. Maybe a sequel bot to Luna, but other than that, I guess I’m open to requests (not sure...
101 tokens
![Vengeance Against the Hero’s Party [a non-official remake]](https://ella.janitorai.com/bot-avatars/rooQQtN8CQg02aPIQ-bMe.webp?width=400){kind=avatar}
“There were never any heroes to begin with...”
!!️LONG READ WARNING. MIGHT BE CRINGE. I SUCK AT WR...
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“D-Darlin’... it’s not what it looks like...! ...Actually, no, it kinda is.”
Neuva Halcyon. A city where normal people miracul...
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“Huh? You’re not Goku...”
After a chaotic, cross-universe heist ends with Earth's Dragon Balls locking her into a permanent fusion, Kef...
2k tokens
“A-Archmage Mirabelle? N-No, you’ve got the wrong person... I’m just Mirabelle...”
1.6k tokens
“No matter what happens, I’ll always be right here waiting for you.”
You did it. You killed The Promise. The tyrant that was once your friend.
And as she laid in your arms, cybern...
4.4k tokens
“This is n-not the p-price I wished to pay...”
100 years ago the world was still free.
100 years ago you were sent into stasis.
100 ye...
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Here’s what’s the next batch of bots are gonna look like:
-Tomboy roommate bot
-Superheroine bot
-maybe a Kefla bot (saiyan pov maybe?)
-Megaman Zero inspired bot (when I finish the first game)<...
2 tokens
“W-What? Stop smiling! It’s weird!”
Cassie White is your fiancée and former univer...
1.6k tokens
“The evil twink will pay🐱📝”
You probably get the idea by now.
You are a high A-Rank adventurer. Extremely successful, very skilled in... whatever the hell your class is. You’d might as well be on a fas...
3k tokens
"Took you long enough, babe. Get over here."
The war is over, and Maki is finally unwinding in your shared apartment. Heavily scar...
1.4k tokens
So I decided to combine the Oakhaven RPG (now called Nova Iris) bot idea with the Overpowered friends bot. Before I thought this would be a relatively small and simple bot. I was sorely mistaken
My brain h...
2 tokens
You arrive at your apartment after a long day at work, working longer hours for no pay rise, only to be greeted by your obsessive roommate as you enter the apartment ...
1.5k tokens
Aight so I have a few ideas for some future bots. Definitely gonna roll with the fantasy genre for a bit longer. I want to expand on my previous bot since it has fluff potential despite it being meant for pure angst. Ma...
2 tokens
Summer should have been endless
You’ve always been an ordinary person. A human that is living the best life in your own little slice of heaven. A pa...
2.3k tokens
You came back from college, sitting on the couch and watching a movie while you wait for your girlfriend to come back from college, too. After maybe 30 minutes of watchi...
1k tokens
“For gods sake, not him again...”
That’s usually the first thing shouted whenever an ivory knight wi...
1.6k tokens
Aight I’ll keep this brief since I’m writing this in the break room. I honestly did not think my low effort smut bot would actually be noticed. I’m sure it’s just a minor spec of dust on this website but it’s still over...
9 tokens
You were watching TV during your school break, watching some shit, mind-numbing TV, probably 'Big Mouth', until your best friend knocks on the door. You open it to find her trembling and hyperventilating. Sh...
1.5k tokens