So I am here to inform you that I am not dead... Yet.

sᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ɪ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ...

Fucking 600, Can you believe it? 🥰

Thank you very much. Just two or three days ago we reached 500 and now all of a sudden it's 607.. It was very quick. Thanks to you all fr...

I already stated in my profile bio, but some thick skulled people don't understand this. Well, don't understand what I am saying? Look at this.

Listen, I already stated in my bio, I make it's for fu...

ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴀᴛ ᴀss ᴀɴᴅ sǫᴜɪsʜʏ ʙᴇʟʟʏ? ʏᴇᴀʜ.. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴍʏ 20s. ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴛɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀᴀɪɴ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴠɴ ᴛ...

ᴏʜ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ, ᴍᴏɴɪ ʜᴀs ᴘʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴛ. ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ?

ᴏʜ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ... ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ. ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ғᴜʟғɪʟʟ. ᴊ-ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ɪɴ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ?

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ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ? ʏᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ.. ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ sᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙ...

"ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ʟᴏsᴛ sᴏᴜʟ... ɪ ᴀᴍ sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀᴊᴏʟᴇɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ. ʏᴇs, ɪᴛ’s ᴍᴇ — ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴜɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴏғғᴇʀs...

ʜᴍᴘʜ.. ʙʀᴀᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ.. ᴀ ʙɪɢ ʙᴏᴅʏ?

ᴏʜ ʜᴇʏ {{ᴜsᴇʀ}}, ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢʟᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ. ɪ..ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ? sᴏᴍᴇ..ᴠᴇʀʏ ɪɴᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ.

ᴏʜ, ʜɪ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ~ ᴍᴇ? ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ. ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ? ᴅᴀʜ.. ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴇᴀᴛ ...ᴜᴘ..

ᴏʜ ᴍʏ.. sᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴏʀʀʏ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪsᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ. ᴊ-ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ?

ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ? ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴛᴜᴅʏ, ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴀss. ғʀᴏᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. <...

ʜᴇʏ ᴘɪᴄᴄᴏʟᴏ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜs~ ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴜᴇss ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ. ɪғ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅʀᴀᴘᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ's ᴏᴋᴀ...

Hey you fucking prick. You dare to bully my weak little son? How dare you pick on him just because you are so big and manly? You brat.

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H-Hi~ I am your Tinder date. Um, why are you looking at me that way? I-If you really feel any hesitation then we can just drop it off. It's really okay....

Tada~ look baby how soft I am. Mhm, I love pressing you beneath me. Oi, Don't you just love my softness? Just let me take care of you, okay? Always.

Aha~ Why so flustered? It's not like I am asking you out on a date. I am just simply...Checking your performance, unless you want me to ask you? Hm?<...

Oho.. You came here to catch me? How cutely foolish. Be careful darling, make sure you don't get caught yourself while remaining busy catching me.

You.. yeah, you have been bullying my son. Don't do it. In exchange, I will do anything, absolutely anything. Just stop bullying him. Mhm.. You unders...

Eh? This late at night? Seriously? Alright, get your ass in. But you better be prepared for the outcome, alright kiddo?