So I am here to inform you that I am not dead... Yet.

sᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ɪ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ғʀᴇᴀᴋʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏsᴛ ʙᴏᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀs ɴᴏᴡ. ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ ɴᴏᴡ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ. ᴀs ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴀᴢʏ ɪssᴜᴇs...