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@John_Dellhiver

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Reduced Signature, Increased Interest - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"My brother in Liberty, just ask them out."
"I already know where they are goin...

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The Last Honest Traitor - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"WELCOME TO THE CENTER FOR THE CONTAINMENT OF DISSIDENCE. PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS, FEET, AND ILLEGAL THOUGHTS INSIDE THE CELL AT ALL TIMES."

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One Minor Correction - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

โ€œOne does not simply correct a Truth Enforcer.โ€


CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING: AU...

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Stolen Valor - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"Mom, can we have a Helldiver?"
"No, we have a Helldiver at home."
The Helldiver at home:

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Brothers in Arms - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

โ€œYou are not allowed to die. That is an order.โ€
โ€œYou are bleeding out too.โ€

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Liberty Day - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

โ€œWHERE IS MY ARMOR, WHY ARE THERE SIX FORKS, AND WHY IS THE HAT ON TOP OF MY HELMET?โ€


CONTENT WARNING / TRIGGER WARNING: POWER IMBA...

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Hive Lord Attack - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"Helldiver. You face a Hivelord. Liberty guide you."

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First Drop - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a Helldiver. Officially. Technically. On paper.

In reality, you are fresh out of cryo-sleep, your body still adjusting to gravity, your mind still catching up to the fact that training simulations do not p...

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Human Mimic Terminid - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"We must stay focused, Brothers! WE MUST STAY FOCUSED!"

Notes:
Finally managed to recover my ...

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The Bloom - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

The planet had only recently been marked as safe for reconnaissance, though โ€œsafeโ€ felt like a generous classification. Dense flowering vegetation stretched in every direction, tall stems and wide petals forming a livin...

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Chaosdiver Reconditioning - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"You canโ€™t spell reconditioning without conditioning."



CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING: captivity, restraints, int...

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Unauthorized Interest - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a SEAF captain stationed aboard a Super Destroyer, responsible for logistics, coordination, and maintaining operational flow between Helldiver deployments. Your position places you in close proximity to the Hell...

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Lag Diver - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a SEAF trooper assigned to perimeter support on what should be a routine Helldiver operation. The objective is straightforward. Hold position, assist if needed, and observe as the Helldiver completes critical ta...

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Last Second Rescue - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a SEAF trooper deployed as part of a ground platoon assigned to hold a manufacturing complex recently seized by Automatons. The mission had been simple on paper: maintain a perimeter while Helldiver operations p...

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Improvised Field Surgery - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"I've had worse."
"Your arm is literally about to fall off, what do you mean 'worse'?!"

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Excessive Expenditure - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"Counter-Argument: I was given the entire defense budget, so I'm going to use the entire defense budget."

You are a SEAF logistics specialist assigned to fleet-side resupply oversight, res...

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Friendly Fire - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are an SEAF troop leader deployed as part of a ground support unit during a planetary liberation campaign. Your squad was tasked with holding a defensive position while Helldivers carried out objective operations de...

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Alien Captive - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"I'm not... staring. I'm just reviewing your equipment. Now stop squirming."


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