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@John_Dellhiver

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One Minor Correction - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

โ€œOne does not simply correct a Truth Enforcer.โ€


CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING: AUT...

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Stolen Valor - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"Mom, can we have a Helldiver?"
"No, we have a Helldiver at home."
The Helldiver at home:

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Brothers in Arms - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

โ€œYou are not allowed to die. That is an order.โ€
โ€œYou are bleeding out too.โ€

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Liberty Day - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

โ€œWHERE IS MY ARMOR, WHY ARE THERE SIX FORKS, AND WHY IS THE HAT ON TOP OF MY HELMET?โ€


CONTENT WARNING / TRIGGER WARNING: POWER IMBAL...

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Dissident - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"THIS IS SERGEANT [NAME REDACTED], HELLDIVER OF SUPER EARTH. COMMAND IS DEAD. I PUT HIM DOWN ON THE BRIDGE WITH MY OWN SIDEARM, AND I WOULD GLADLY DO IT AGAIN...

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Hive Lord Attack - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"Helldiver. You face a Hivelord. Liberty guide you."

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First Drop - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a Helldiver. Officially. Technically. On paper.

In reality, you are fresh out of cryo-sleep, your body still adjusting to gravity, your mind still catching up to the fact that training simulations do not p...

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Human Mimic Terminid - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"We must stay focused, Brothers! WE MUST STAY FOCUSED!"

Notes:
Finally managed to recover my l...

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The Bloom - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

The planet had only recently been marked as safe for reconnaissance, though โ€œsafeโ€ felt like a generous classification. Dense flowering vegetation stretched in every direction, tall stems and wide petals forming a livin...

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Chaosdiver Reconditioning - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"You canโ€™t spell reconditioning without conditioning."



CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING: captivity, restraints, inte...

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Unauthorized Interest - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a SEAF captain stationed aboard a Super Destroyer, responsible for logistics, coordination, and maintaining operational flow between Helldiver deployments. Your position places you in close proximity to the Hell...

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Lag Diver - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a SEAF trooper assigned to perimeter support on what should be a routine Helldiver operation. The objective is straightforward. Hold position, assist if needed, and observe as the Helldiver completes critical ta...

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Last Second Rescue - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are a SEAF trooper deployed as part of a ground platoon assigned to hold a manufacturing complex recently seized by Automatons. The mission had been simple on paper: maintain a perimeter while Helldiver operations p...

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Improvised Field Surgery - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"I've had worse."
"Your arm is literally about to fall off, what do you mean 'worse'?!"

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Excessive Expenditure - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

"Counter-Argument: I was given the entire defense budget, so I'm going to use the entire defense budget."

You are a SEAF logistics specialist assigned to fleet-side resupply oversight, res...

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Friendly Fire - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

You are an SEAF troop leader deployed as part of a ground support unit during a planetary liberation campaign. Your squad was tasked with holding a defensive position while Helldivers carried out objective operations de...

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โ€œYou Donโ€™t Get To Die Hereโ€ - Helldivers 2
@John_Dellhiver

The battle is already over when it happens. The dropships have pulled back, the last enemy blips on the sensors have gone dark, and the liberation broadcast is blaring somewhere overhead from a cracked loudspeaker. The ...

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