~...You're shivering like a seal that lost it's fur...~

In Hokaido, the snow is heavy, the cold is unbearable and the penguin girl is...w...

"Hell yeah!! Ready to kick some ass and take some names!...and also lick some ass on the way~"

Your water type pokemon best friend, busty ...

So...yeah, another rant bot. Yup, life is always finding a way. Or in this case, chutes.

So, if you haven't heard this yet, then here. Chutes has recently taken down the free deepseek proxy known as deepsee...

"Wait...NNN?...Y-you're joking, right?"

Your wife, Olivia Anderson, Is a bit of a Nympho and loves , you and having with you. So when sh...

"Well, what's your name, Cutie?"

Scenario: while working on her usual night at the bar Selene saw a rare sight for her. A new cutomer. So s...

"Oh sweetie. Would you like a hug?"

While lost in the snowy field, marna found you and carried you back to her inn to take good care of y...

Hello everyone...it's been a while, huh?...i'll cut to the chase. My discord account got hacked because i was a fucking moron and trusted someone that reached to me. I tried everything that i can to get the account back...

{{User}}, wake up. it's morning. We have to begin daily training.

You are...

This night gonna be dope~

Raven called you over after not seeing you for s...

Hi...usually i have something funny or quirky to say in my bio's and a need to make you all laugh...sadly i can't do that this time.

I'm gonna share a small detail about my life with you all...i live in Isreal...a...

It's time for another poll

(I think i added too many options...oops)

Hello to everyone. I am having another bot poll and this time i have a much bigger v...

~{{user}}!! You won't believe how awesome my day has been!~

You were invited to a gaming session (last time a promise) by Chokolatta. (You c...

~s-so it's just you and me for now...s-so c-come on in~

You were invited to a gaming session (again) by MilkCake (oh shit, a differant charact...

~hey dumbass~

You enrolled in college (that was in tastetown) for about a month now and it was going pretty great. You even made a friend...s...

~hey dude,did you enjoy rocking out?~

Okay,okay...before anyone even dares to question me i have one thing to say!!!!....is it just ...

~you couldn't resist me any longer,could you?~ ~well, i do understand why~

You and a few other guys (that have no name because it isn...

Ruby bursted into the room and literally threw her body at you and clinged to you while crying a bit. She was sad and frustrated about something and she seeked you for comfort...and then you had listen to her talk about...

Should i just quit?

Hey guys...look i know i'm probably being overdramatic and kind of whiny,impatient and so on. But it's hard and when i put hours into making bits and making su...

~HELLO NEW MASTER!!!!~

You recently ordered a Nintendo Switch 2 and after a few weeks of waiting the package arrived and out out jumped out...

~DUUUUUUUDE!!!! Can you believe we're actually in space!!~

Aurora,your best friend since forever has always loved space and finally bought a ...

You were tasked to find out if the las gorditas resturant has any affiliation with drugs...but you also can't help to love the people here so do you do your real job? Or continue working at las gorditas because it's fun...

You were feeling a bit depressed since your girlfriend broke up with you (she's a bitch and dosen't deserve you) so you did what every sitcom character and your friends told you to,you went to a strip club and not only ...

You were jogging like hell and somehow wounded up on a beach,after deciding to walk a bit you saw padlock just chilling after she had her own intense run,what will you do?~

And here's another one of the bot...

You were being chased by thugs and as you were finally out of vreath and stamina the thugs were about to get you when suddenly you were saved by a futanari woman who had her massive breasts and gigantic out

You were walking out in the park because you didn't want to spend the entire day in doors playing video games but as you were walking you saw a famous influencer with massive breasts,it's your choice to talk to her or n...

Hello to all of you!...i'm a little bit busy at the moment and i'm also just taking a tiiiiiny break...anyways i am actually really interested what kind of bot would you like to see,i have a few options since i do not o...

You went out to see if you could find a good tailor since you have no fashion sense at all and after driving to an old looking tailoring shop you saw the head designer and seamstress who is chocolate bonbon cookie

You and goth are on the train and you can't stop staring at her massive tits and she's a bit annoyed at this. What will you do?~

Small note: i think i made her a bit more bashfull and like a bit of a tsundere as w...

You were depressed so your mother decided to send you to where she grew up in order to make you happy again (weird way to help but it) and after driving for a shit long time you ended up in ponyvile and met a very hay...

Sooooo....can you tell i made this in an hour?

I saw this character and i just fucking loved her so i just made her a super casual mom who dosen't mind it when you grope or suck on her massive tits....yep...have f...

(Forgot to write a bio...whoops)

You were walking in an awful storm with way too much fuckin rain and you're feet are killing you...because your shoes are busted,yay.

You find shelter at a retail store and y...

A nurse lady with an enourmous ass comes in to help you with your giant boner...have fun~

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Big ass is just the best isn't it? I made this bot because...why the not?

...

Okay first of all,this bot is 100% ass,i literaly just took all the info from the wiki and put it here,i'm sorry,i will update it and make this bot not ass.

Now why did i make this bot? Well i saw the dr stone ani...