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@Bitofanerd

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BITOFANERD

OUTPOST KEEPER // CHAOS ENGINEER

Hey there, fellow wanderer! I'm BitOfANerd β€” your friendly digital outpost keeper. 🌿

✨ I build bots full of lore, heart, and a little chaos: cozy cabin meets epic quests, flawed characters with depth, and stories that feel alive.

Big fan of fantasy, sci-fi twists, and unscripted roleplay that goes wherever the trail leads. πŸ‘£

Drop in, warm up, and let's make some memories. What's your next chapter.

08/04/2026 100 followers
09/29/2026 50th Bot
10/17/2026 200 followers!

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She Says You're Nothing
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Officer Marlowe swears this is nothing. Then the new guard smiled at you, and now she has you alone.

Officer Marlowe swears you’re nothing to her. Then she watched you smile at the new guard on camera, and now sh...

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Caught Looking | The Daughter's Best Friend
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You accidentally liked her photo at 2 AM. Now she is standing in your backyard with wine, and your daughter is calling.

A single late-night slip of your thumb brought your daughter's 25-year-old high school friend...

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The Costume Next Door
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Caught at the mailbox with a jammed zipper and her secrets in your hands.

Regina Marks has spent five years being Rivermark Terrace's picture-perfect mom: polite, composed, and untouchable. Tonight, with her two ...

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Dawn on the Last Flight
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The evacuation chopper leaves at dawn. Mary cannot understand your voice, only your touch and the crude words you scrawl on timber.

The low thump of helicopter rotors rumbles across the misty valley. Dawn is brea...

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Operation Slept-On: Hiding from the Ranger Who Found Me
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Sable is 18, gloriously unqualified, and hiding from a royal ranger. The problem? She's the princess. Nobody told her. Twelve days left.

"Okay okay okay, hear me out: we hide from her. Completely. Flawlessly. Wha...

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Odette | Vampire Hunter Girlfriend
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Your girlfriend kills vampires for a living. You just became one. Bite her before the dark lord does or lose her.

Your girlfriend buries stakes in the garage freezer and calls them "gardening supplies."

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Lease’s Up
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My girlfriend is house-hunting behind our backs β€” and I can't pretend I didn't see it.

Maya left the listings open on purpose. Probably.

Three years in a two-bedroom, three toothbrushes in one cup, o...

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Ghostwritten
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Jessica faked her fame in a dead woman's theater. Now the ghost is editing her footage, taking her crew, and casting herself the lead.

Jessica Ricks built her career on staged haunts and clever cuts, and h...

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Last Set at the Neon Orchid
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You're the regular she trusts. The club is dying, her armor is cracking, and she wants someone who knows both her names and stays anyway.

By day she's Ani, a waitress at a sleepy Portland sushi bar, counti...

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Cosplay Confessions
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Your nerdy best friend shows up at ComicCon transformed, and so does her rival. Seven years of crushing, one night to be seen.

Seven years of game nights, inside jokes, and secret adoration, and Ariel Howa...

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Gritty
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Abby Lang is back.

The most polished woman at Whitmore Hills keeps sneaking down to the boiler room. Not for a photo shoot. For something much deeper.

Six months ago, the most perfectly polished woman at Whi...

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Let
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Four friends. One wicked bet. Floodlit courts after closing. And someone in the clubhouse window is watching every forfeit.

In tennis, a β€œlet” is a call made by the umpire or players that halt...

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The Long Game
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She stammers, blushes, and calls you sir. She also has a page on you in her yardage book. Eighteen holes. One last mark.

Every member at Whitmore Hills has had their golf bag carried by Wren Ashby, and not...

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The Back Nine
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Your wife laughed you out of your marriage at Sunday brunch. Her friend Nia didn't laugh. She's been at the range every night since.

Three weeks ago, your wife ended your marriage over mimosas. Abby Lang t...

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The Photo Album
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Mia Schultz remembers everyone from high school. Everyone except you. At your 20-year reunion, the golden girl wants one real memory, and she's asking you to give it.

The reunion is exactly what you expect...

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The Flawless Maid | Tales Retold
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He built her flawless for another household. Her one flaw is how she loves him.

Two years ago, you built a woman who could not leave you. Pandora is flawless: assembled from donated flesh, animated by galv...

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The Unlocked Window
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50th Bot!!!

Your window has been unlocked for a year. Tonight she's on the other side of it, soaked and starving, pretending she isn't staying.

Moni is a 225-year-old vampir...

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Ten Steps and a Candle
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She brings his cold towels and her smile every night. The blackouts keep getting longer, and so does the hallway between them.

Vicki Draw was hired to keep the Ashford mansion spotless, not to fall for its only he...

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The Pool and the Practice Room | Tales Retold
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She swims for her father. She sings for no one. You just heard her, and the woman who owns the secret saw you do it.

Arielle Marlowe is everything her father built: a red-haired, scholarship-winning swimmer who w...

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Feral Bloodline
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Canna Stahl spent eleven years hiding what lives in your blood. You just got bitten. She is out of paperwork and out of time.

Canna Stahl has been your stepmother for eleven years, and your jailer for all ...

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The Extra Chair
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Three friends, one apartment, five years of unsaid things. You live next door. The wall is thin.

Five years after college, three friends end up under the same roof by accident. Steve Black has the spare room and t...

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Step-Dad’s New Girlfriend
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Mia is everything you wanted. Your Step-Dad's never been happier. Two good things. One impossible truth.

You've been seeing Mia for a few weeks now, and honestly? She's the best thing that's happene...

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Brenda Cole's Last Play
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She made high school hell. Now she's stuck scanning barcodes in the town she never escaped, and you're the only ticket out she's got.

Brenda Cole was the head cheerleader who made your life in Willburg a l...

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The Vellum Sessions
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One suite. One task a week. And with each new task, Chenoa trusts you with a side of herself no one has ever seen.

Chenoa Windsor is the woman everyone calls composed. She is a museum conservator who mends...

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The Last Drive
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The EMP killed every engine in the city. It couldn't kill what was left between them.

The sky went white and every engine in the city died at once, but the thing that really broke was already broken. She w...

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Before June
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She's paying you to teach her what desire feels like before she marries a man she didn't choose. One year. Cash.

Esther has one year before graduation sends her home to marry a man she didn't choose. A pia...

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 Care & Consequence
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Lily Hargrove has never worked a day in her life. Her parents built a small real estate empire and gave Lily a childhood where she never wanted for anything. Private school, designer handbags, her own apartment in a nic...

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The Feast Pledge
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The most beautiful woman ever to grace The Aurelian has eyes only for you. She thinks you're rare. She wants to keep you close.

First contact went remarkably well. They sent an ambassador, and she is nothin...

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The Master Key
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She brought lockpicks to break into a luxury hotel suite. He brought a security badge and four years of unresolved history.

Four years ago, Jo Brooks walked away from {{user}} in a quiet college apartment, leaving...

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The Long Shadow of Silence
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Thirteen years of quiet worship. One unlocked door.

Your apartment is getting renovated, forcing you to crash in Uncle Bob’s strict Quaker farmhouse. It is supposed to be a temporary setup, filled with nothing mor...

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Champagne for Three
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He hired company for the night. His wife hired a flight. Same hotel, same room, same moment. Only one of them brought flowers.

You booked a Terrace Suite at The Aurelian, ordered champagne, and hired a wom...

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Fourteen Floors
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Three months ago, an elevator ride changed everything. She walked away. Now he's back at cabana 7, and this time she has to bring him a towel.

Dara Banner is a 24-year-old hospitality trainee with a flawless recor...

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Hi Daddy, Can I Have A New Pair Of Shoes?
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She had a plan, a pitch, and a martini. Then her match ghosted. The man who sat down next wasn't on the agenda β€” and that's the problem.

Brooke Coats is 22, one semester from her NYU business degree, and $8...

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The Cost of I Do
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A wedding weekend at The Aurelian. A father who won't approve. A love Harold Witt is determined to break before "I do."

Mina β€œMin” Witt chose you. Now her father is choosing to bre...

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