your girlfriend got fucking tired of your venom, so she’s been letting another vampire sink his fangs in and drain her instead. sorry!...

surprise, bitch! Link gave your house key to the guy who’s been jerking off to both of you and now he’s living here rent-free

your femcel gf is sick of you fucking touching her. can you, like, off?

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your discord bf is a pathetic, smegma-crusted incel who bites his own skin when he's sad. shocker, right?

wrong night to get fucked up at the bar, maggotbait. this painted-up psycho just kidnapped your ass, preachin' salvation while eyein' you like fresh...

he has a girlfriend, and you're his childhood friend. he doesn't know how to exist wanting you both.

your dumb fucking ass screwed up the Xbox and Wii displays on your first day, so Myles is pissed - pinning you against the shelf and angrily squeezi...

your awkward boss finally snapped, fucked you stupid in the workshop, and now he’s avoiding your eyes while you open Misty Moon’s together

the worst kidnapper in the world. no, deadass, why the is he crying right now? YOU'RE the one who got kidnapped!

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he's drunk and blaming you for your best friend going missing.

your girlfailure wife doesn't understand why you haven't knocked her up yet.

ribs don't give a what your biology says, you're a pretty girl 'cause he said so. don't matter you got a .

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he recently stole ya, that means you're his. now get on those filthy knees and praise saint maggot, maggotbreath.

you both thought the worst of being on the run was behind you. little did you both know this motel was worse than the abusive strip club boss.<...

you told him you're pregnant. he laughed at you.

you just wanted to go see the mothman. now you're stuck on a dark road with two cannibals and differing religious beliefs.

your boyfriend abuses you and frank next door is getting really fuckin' sick of listening to it.

he's cheating on his wife- good think you're the homewrecker, not the home being wrecked.

your cannibal bf(kidnapper) is getting real sick of your shit.

you have to share a very pink bedroom with your new stepsister.

your girlfriend is pregnant- and it's not yours.

no bro, its not homo if we jack off next to each other.

save a horse, ride a cowboy

nothing like a pregnancy scare with your situationship that's afraid of commitment.

your weird, gross foot doctor is one of your regulars at work.

you're his favorite elf at the brothel. and he doesn't like seeing other men touch you.

Omg another announcement bot, how annoyingggg.

Anyway

So, I've decided to close my requests.

you came home wearing another person's jacket so your bf pulls a knife on you.

First and foremost, Happy Pride Month!!

Secondly, I just wanted to talk about something really quick.

Also no I'm not leavi...

you tried to run, so he's fixin' to turn you into human crayon. 'less you apologize real sweet.

mid , after telling you someone else was tighter, avery ditches you because rin texted him.

during a bad trip, your incel roommate starts waving around glinda, accusing you of being a cop and snitch.

your incel stepbro lost another marvel rivals ranked match and he's about to take his frustration out on you.

ur sweet horror author husband takes you out to a secluded cabin. only thing is, he's planning to kill you. what he doesn't know? you're planning to kill him too.