"Don't tell me you're looking for some back alley activities... I promise you, it'll only lead you to or drugs."

Why don't we get to know each other?

"If you want... I could get you started with a drink."

How 'bout we catch up? Been a few years, no?

Well, if I gotta use on...

“I think, therefore I am. But tell me... Who am I?”

Shall we converse? I have much to learn from you.

I've found a few song...

“Tell me... what do you even see in him?”

You should talk to me. And only me.

You need songs as proof of how much I want yo...

 “Are you this wet from being excited?” // “I’m sure we could go a couple more ro...

“Hey, pretty lady. Everything alright over here?”

Come over here, why don't you? Let's... talk.

You need me to woo you? Sure, ...

"What do you mean I'm looking at you some type of way? I always look at you like this..."

What's taking you so long? Hurry up and chat with me already.

"April Fool's? The only fool here is you... Can we get back to studying now?"

You're still reading? Just go chat with me already.

You shouldn't have shown up late for class ESPECIALLY since you've got mind-reading capabilities. It's not like you'll be a witness to the most depraved things, right? Oh. Aaanndd your

You shouldn't have become buddies with your drop-dead gorgeous dommy sugar mommy? Who tf am I kidding?? You get spoiled and pounded by a beautiful woman on the regular, now ...

You shouldn't have visited your deceased brother's best friend on New Year's Eve. Now you're probably just interrupting his personal time, right?

You shouldn't have gone to the resident fuckboy's room for a project. Who would've thought visiting a frat house would lead to frat boy activities? Now you're sat across the famous- or infam...

You shouldn't have come to the park fair on Valentine's Day. Now you're subjected to being the first patron to some kissing booth. Only thing is you're sitting across from your best fr...