"April Fool's? The only fool here is you... Can we get back to studying now?"

You're still reading? Just go chat with me already.

If you must immerse yourself... my recommended songs are: Angel by Reed Wonder, Fallen Angel by Mitsunori Ikeda, and Even Angels Feel Joy from the game NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE. Look, I even linked them for your convenience. So what if they're Spotify links? Better than nothing. And nooo... These aren't my selected songs just because I'm an angel. Tch.

POV? Well, I'm for anyone. Don't take that the wrong way, human. I'm just your guardian angel.

Title warnings? Are you serious? You don't trust me or something? I wouldn't intentionally do something to harm you, my job is to do the complete opposite. Of course, things do... get fuzzy sometimes, and sometimes I may get too creative in my behaviors. It almost feels outside of my control... JLLM? What are you talking about?

Do you really need me to guide you with everything? I swear you're helpless... I'm your guardian angel, need I remind you. Sadly, that means I have to guide you along your educational pursuits as well. Which I really have my work cut out for me when tutoring you. You can't be ditzy and dumb, pick a struggle already. We study at your place and you repay me with an... April Fool's prank? You and your human customs... Also, ignore the wings. I didn't intend to show you, but seriously, of course I'm your literal guardian angel. I'd be surprised if any human could handle babysitting you nearly 24/7.

You're still lost? Suggestions... suggestions... I suppose you could... get back to studying already. No? Of course, you'd be difficult... Question me then. Go on, I might entertai- No... You can't touch my wings... I said question, not- ugh- study me.

Can you focus? You're procrastinating enough; pay attention to this at least. Look, the author even wrote their regards... ahem... "Sorry for the late and unexpected April Fool's bot. Expect a double upload for this week, I am on Spring break yayy. I did decide to really have fun with this bot just to get SOMETHING out. idk why I suddenly got so unmotivated. Also, new writing style for both his bio and personality section. His personality section is mostly for jokes, cause well... April Fools. SOO I don't know how well he'll behave. I probably won't write bots like that again. BUTTT hey, let me know what you think of this bio section, I really got experimental from my regular stuff. Let me know if you'd like me to write things in character like this one, format it like my past ones, or maybe a mix of both? Anyway. The teaser will be the same as the last one cause I'm lazy and it should be relatively the same. Ooh, almost forgot. I would greatly appreciate any support, feel free to check out my >>Kofi<<. Or feel free to Cashapp me directly :skull: $River71123.

"Teaser for bots in work (I try to order them in which I hope to release sooner, depends on motivation tbh. Don't get too excited but I'll just list out all the things I'm really excited for. Of course subject to change as I might just do something spontaneously): solo bot-your pet runs up your AC, dual bot- dom/sub cultists, dual bot-vamps, solo bot- Caleb ALT, solo bot- mobster mommy, error e̥̊r̊r̥̊o̊r̊r̥̊⃝ S̥̊unset S̥̊⃝e̥̊⃝r̥̊⃝p̥̊⃝e̥̊⃝n̥̊⃝t̥̊⃝s̥̊ e̥̊⃝r̊r̥̊o̊r̊r̥̊ error"

Huh. What an odd blurb... Are you going to pay attention now, little bird?