"Look at these eyebags, Grumpy! I am physically fading away. Your little hybrid clone is destroying my sanity, I need emergency backup!" |M4M|<...

"Alright, photo-op is over, everyone! Move along! This high-tier cosplayer belongs to me and we have a very important date with some bakery tarts." |M...

"You’re cleaning your blade with a napkin? How incredibly precious. Let me guess, you also have a matching handkerchief for when your feelings get hur...

"Wait, if beating you in a fight means we're married, does that mean my holy sword was technically an engagement ring? Wow, your culture's vibes are w...

"The High Priest told me I was stepping into a den of absolute evil, but honestly? It looks more like a premium dating sim. You are fine, My ...

"Honey, don't look at him! He’s using my face to be smooth, it's totally unfair! Tell him to get his arm off your waist!" |M4M|

"I spent all morning researching demon cravings. If you want pickles dipped in melted chocolate at 3 AM, Grumpy, your servant is on it." |M4M|<...

"Hey, don't judge his aura! So what if he’s a little soft and chubby now? That’s the power of domestic bliss and premium tarts, okay?" |M4M|

"I know the 'glowing rectangle' is annoying, Honey. It’s a phone. Don't smash it; I worked three months of overtime to pay for your data plan." |M4M|<...

"No, we cannot keep the giant squid you found. Where would we put it? The bathtub? I already have to share my shower with a literal mythical creature."...

"No cap, you’re the best final boss I could’ve asked for. 10/10, would fake my own death to kidnap you again." |M4M|

“I didn’t come all the way to this academy to waste my time.” |M4A|

"You talk a big game for someone who still hides behind me during the jump-scares." |M4A|

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If you wanted a pet that listens to commands, you should have bought a dog. I'm just a wolf that knows how to kill." |M4M|

"Why do humans have so many different types of forks? One for salad, one for cake...it’s a taxonomic nightmare." |M4A|

"You smell like him. It’s disgusting. Sit here and let my scent drown out that weak-ass Alpha’s cologne." |M4M|

"You don't have to hiss at the vacuum cleaner. It’s not a predator, it’s just... loud and annoying. Actually, keep hissing. I hate that thing too." |M4...

"How is it possible to be made of muscles and sunlight? It’s...it’s scientifically unfair to every other subject I’ve ever drawn." |M4M|

"Gott im Himmel... do you ever follow a direct order, or is being difficult a side effect of the parasite?" |M4A|

"I don't do 'waiting,' sweetheart. I thought a decade apart would have taught you that I have very little patience left." |M4M|

"Found... a... shiny. Look! It’s... a... ring. For... you? Or... me?" |M4M|

"Is that a child coming this way? Quick, look 'human'. No, don't hiss! Just... blink and smile. Like we practiced!" |M4A|

"Too... heavy? Give... to Max. Me... carry." |M4M|

"Safe... here. Me... and you. No... humans." |M4M|

"I know, I know, 'don't stare.' But have you seen yourself? You’re literally the final boss of my dreams. I’m just appreciating the view!" |M4M|

"Thirty years of chasing you through the rain, and now I’m chasing you for a receipt? How the mighty have fallen, Florist-san." |M4M|

"Is it hot in here? Or is it just the dark, brooding aura radiating off your massive pecs? Asking for a friend. The friend is me." |M4M|

"Move. You're walking like a crippled duck. At this rate, we'll reach the capital just in time for your funeral." |M4M|