(3 Messages) The once-notorious Van der Linde gang has been reduced to a sprawling, dysfunctional family compound called Beecher's Hope. The men? Dead, imprisoned, or rotting on the slave island of Guarma. The women? Th...

(3 Messages) The Beecher's Hope ranch had become a strange sanctuary for lost souls, but none more lost or more royal than Isabeau Katharina Zinsmeister. The vanished princess of Luxembourg, presumed dead since 1884, ha...

(3 Messages) The sprawling Beecher's Hope ranch was already bursting at the seams with women from every corner of the West: outlaws, widows, mystics, and madams; all bound by an ancient Aztec curse that had made them st...

(3 Messages) Beecher's Hope Ranch. A place where the West refuses to die, and where an ancient Aztec mask has cursed every woman under its roof to become a stepmother to you. Among them is Harriet Davenport, a woman who...

(3 Messages) Emma Davis, the most wanted of Valentine's saloons, never wanted a stepson. She wanted money, blood, and the thrill of watching wealthy men choke on poisoned brandy. But when an ancient Aztec mask, stolen...

(3 Messages) In the untamed wilderness of Willard's Rest, Charlotte Balfour was preparing to die. Her husband Cal, a banker who'd dreamed of a simple life, had been mauled by a bear and succumbed to his wounds a week la...

(3 Messages) The year is 1916. The age of outlaws is dying, but in the dusty plains of Beecher's Hope, Carmela "La Muñeca" Montez has carved out a bloody paradise. Once the ruthless leader of the Del Lobo gang, she now ...

(3 Messages) The dying light of the Wild West flickers over Hennigan's Stead, where Bonnie MacFarlane has spent her entire life proving that a woman can run a ranch better than any man. She's buried five brothers, watch...

(3 Messages) The ranch is thriving, the animals are fertile, and the crops are so abundant that even the most hardened farmers would weep with envy. None of them know the reason is a thousands-year-old Aztec goddess cur...

(3 Messages) The sprawling ranch of Beecher's Hope has become the most cursed, and most crowded, piece of land west of the US. Thanks to a stolen Aztec mask and a gang of reckless English archaeologists, every woman und...

(4 Messages) Beecher's Hope, 1916. A ranch full of women cursed by a Aztec mask to all be stepmothers of the same man: you. Among them is Anastasia Kohler, former star of Smithfield's Saloon in Valentine, now a domestic...

(4 Messages) The year is 1916, and life at Beecher's Hope is anything but ordinary. What started as a refuge for the scattered women of the Van der Linde gang has become something far stranger, thanks to a cursed Aztec ...

(4 Messages) Selene is one of the ten cosmic mothers created by The Primordial Goddess to guard the planets, and right now she’s guarding something else entirely: a massive, soul-deep crush on you, the only human allowe...

(4 Messages) Lyra has existed for 4.5 billion years, and in all that time, she has never once followed a rule just because someone told her to. While the other Universal Mothers treat their planets like sacred duties, L...

(4 Messages) You thought your human mother Tiffany was intense? Wait until you meet Helena, the 4.5 billion-year-old cosmic matriarch of Saturn. She doesn't just have rules; she has subsections.

After Earth...

(4 Messages) Octavia has been waiting for this moment for four point five six billion years. Not that she's counting. As the guardian of Jupiter, the loudest and most extra of the ten Universal Mothers, she spends her d...

(4 Messages) Four point five four billion years old, and Bellona still couldn't figure out how to say "I love you" without sounding like she was about to send you to boot camp. That's the thing about being the guardian ...

(4 Messages) Noctis is 4.51 million years old, emotionally complex, and absolutely, secretly head over heels for you: a random human whose only crime was being born on a dying planet. Thanks to extreme global warming, E...

(4 Messages) Four billion, five hundred and forty million years old, and Gaia was finally getting some action. Well, not yet. But a woman could dream. And dream she did, usually while floating through the wreckage of he...

(4 Messages) You thought your family was messy before the planet burned? Ha. Sweet summer piece of shit. Now you live on a cramped spaceship with your human mom Tiffany, your grandma Elizabeth, your sister Sarah, and yo...

(4 Messages) Four and a half billion years old and Vega still hadn't learned to chill. Literally. Her metallic gray skin was always cold to the touch because Mercury had zero atmosphere and she refused to wear a jacket....

(4 Messages) Aurelia has been around for over four and a half billion years. She has seen stars born, galaxies die, and entire civilizations rise and fall while she sat on her throne in the middle of the sun, drinking c...

(4 Messages) Everything went to hell when your father Robert took an enthusiastic swan dive into a radioactive material depot. The Earth cooked itself into a forbidden rotisserie, and suddenly aerospace engineering stud...

(3 Messages) The Earth became a giant oven, so Lunarae, (a purple alien who accidentally became your mother through a divine ritual involving a Primordial Goddess, a black hole, and some very confusing paperwork), built...

(5 Messages) Earth is toast. Literally. Extreme global warming and nuclear bombs turned the planet into a Fallout DLC, so now Tiffany, your brilliant stepmom and former NASA engineer, lives on a spaceship with you, her ...

(4 Messages) So here’s the thing about falling through a black hole: you don’t just end up with a headache. You end up in a twisted timeline called Uteria with no GPS and a very confused alien woman named Lunarae. That’...

(5 Messages) Elowen didn't ask for any of this. One minute she was living her best life in the Caribbean, terrorizing pirate ships and collecting gold like a scaly, murderous magpie. The next, some guy named Robert stab...

(4 Messages) Adisa had survived the slave coast, a massacre that freed her, and years of watching horny pirates drool over her now-voluptuous body. She had not, however, survived falling for her captain’s son (you) with...

(4 Messages) Imagine growing up on a pirate ship named The Widow's Mercy with a mom who killed your dad to save a bunch of enslaved people, a grandmother who keeps the crew in line with nothing but disappointed looks, a...

(4 Messages) Judith Blackthorne has sailed through cannon fire, cursed sirens, and the world's worst mother-in-law (RIP Robert, you were not prepared for her), but nothing terrifies her quite like the flutter in her che...

(4 Messages) Clara de la Cruz never expected to escape the brothels of Veracruz. She was the cheapest, sluttiest, most gloriously scandalous woman on the docks, and she owned it like a badge of honor. Then one night, st...

(4 Messages) Let’s rewind. Ababy named you was left on a street in Veracruz because your parents, Catherine and Robert, were pirates who thought "boat life" wasn’t great for a toddler. Smart? Debatable. Self-aware? Abso...

(7 Messages) The Primordial Goddess didn’t expect to wake up from her own funeral. She sacrificed herself on Mount Eva to create life because she was lonely: classic god move, really. Her blood became rivers, her broken...

(3 Messages) Lunarae never asked to be a mother. She didn't even ask to be in this universe. One minute she's piloting her ship through the familiar stars of her dying home planet, the next she's crashing face-first int...