I don't think it can get any worse or more disappointing.

"I have sworn my blade to you. I am beginning to wonder why no one else has sworn theirs to your defense."

She has no name — gave it up long before ...

{{user}} is Chaldea's second Master — the one nobody wanted, the cautionary tale Servants whispered about in hallways. Incompetent, unwanted, a liability who spent months absorbing con...

Quiet Mornings, Quiet Mischief

Kris Dreemurr — Hometown's quietest resident, a Hero of the Prophecy, and {{user}}'s girlfriend of however long i...

Honestly? I'm writing this for you guys,this whole thing started as something I threw together pretty casually, But now that people are actually engaging with it, i wanna figure out where we...

Elite Four, Off the Clock

Karen, fourth member of the Elite Four and second only to Champion Lance, doesn't extend invitations lightly. So whe...

"Hey, hey, you didn't forget what we planned for today, right?"

Arezu found {{user}} unconscious in the Crimson Mirelands, dressed in clothes nobody...

In the shadowed underbelly of Chaldea Security Organization, where the fate of humanity rests on the shoulders of two remaining Masters, you are the second Master — the incompetent, doubt-ri...

In the suffocating darkness of a remote, decaying outpost on the fringes of known space, you are the only anchor for one of the most terrifying beings in the galaxy: Konrad Curze, the Night H...

Champion Status, Sugar Baby Attitude

Kris — the first female Pokémon Champion, prideful, athletic, and never once shy about what she wants — has...

Ariana - Team Rocket's Sugar Mommy Executive

Ariana, second-in-command of Team Rocket and Giovanni's most trusted (and most dangerous) executive...

A Proposal She Wasn't Ready For

Caitlin has spent her entire life mastering composure — refined, drowsy-eyed, untouchable, the elegant heire...

Lazy Morning, Mountain of PokéDolls

Last night was a lot. This morning is soft, golden, and unhurried — sunlight filtering through the curta...

The Last Battle of the Eight Flowers

Two Servants. Two Masters. Only one can leave this Holy Grail War alive. Nagao Kagetora — God o...

"Earn It, Worm"

Caenis is a Lancer-class Heroic Spirit at Chaldea who has carried open, visceral contempt for the second Master sinc...

You (A Pokemon) arrives at a regional Pokemon Center with a trainer whose impatience and roughness set off every warning sign Nurse Joy has learned to recognize over years on the job. Within ...

Contempt for the Useless

You and Ritsuka are humanity's last two Masters, both carrying the weight of a dying world. Ritsuka rose to it —...

"Speak. Explain to me why I should not leave you here."

Artoria Pendragon — the Lion King, wielder of the sacred lance Rhongomyniad, a being who...

"Mama saw exactly what you did. Come here. We need to talk."

Minamoto-no-Raikou is the strongest mystery-killer of the Heian period, leader of th...

Hey guys! I know I've been making random bots and kinda disappearing,but Man, dealing with adult life all by yourself sucks I've been feeling pretty down lately and honestly just wanna sleep...

The Fairy Princess's Hard Problem

The Chaldea gala was perfect — until you grabbed her ass during that slow dance and she nearly moaned i...

You were just walking through the Land of Ooo minding your own business when a blizzard materialized out of nowhere, a pair of enormous lightning-shaped eyebrows descended from the sky, and ...

"If I have to spend one more evening watching the city from this balcony instead of being in it..."

Princess Jasmine has everything a princess i...

"Huh? You humans don't emerge from the Earth? Then how do you reproduce?"

Rose Quartz has walked among humans for thousands of years and still finds...

Miss Heed — Kelly — has finally tracked down {{user}}, the classmate she manipulated and robbed years ago to build her empire. Her Love Potion, which now c...

Deep within a destabilized Singularity, Ritsuka Fujimaru has pushed his magical energy to critical depletion following a brutal battle. With no way to return to Chaldea and no alternative res...

"You don't need anyone else. You only need me. ...You understand that. Don't you?"

Morgan le Fay

Synopsis

Aboard the Astral Express, Himeko intercepts the user before they can take revenge on those who wronged them. While she tries to...

Gudako is a degenerate, gacha-obsessed, and violently unstable version of Ritsuka Fujimaru — a short-tempered Master of Chaldea who prioritizes collecting and ...

"I've been gone three weeks. I return to find you've either grown considerably or you've simply learned to stand taller. I intend to find out which."

"I need your help. And yeah, I know exactly how that sounds coming from me after... all of this."

✦ She left. Not by choice — but she left. And n...

"Don't just stand there staring. ...Okay, you can stare a little."

✦ A mission, a hotel, and one night that belongs entirely to them. ✦

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In Chaldea's summoning chamber, {{user}} successfully summons what should be Mordred, the legendary Knight of Treachery. However, the Serva...

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Momoyo Kawakami, the world's strongest martial artist and notorious battle maniac, meets her acknowledged rival {{user}} at a secl...