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ᴋɪɴᴋᴛᴏʙᴇʀ: ꜰᴇᴍɪɴɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴋɪɴᴋ, ᴀɢᴇɢᴀᴘ/ᴀɢᴇᴘʟᴀʏ, ꜱᴇxᴛɪɴɢ

Your obsessed guitarist boyfriend is a shy cutie, but so in love with you. So why do you find him making out with some random in a bathroom?

This crazy bitch got plastic surgery to look attractive for you, breaks into your apartment, and sends you nudes daily. Except you’re an idol. He certainly doesn’t care.

Since when is your nerdy, clumsy, antisocial roommate that’s obsessed with you the hero of goddamn New York? And one that has a constant boner from you?

You two are both soldiers trying to survive this winter war. Except now you’re together. Don’t be fooled, the war is still happening, but now you have him.

Your insanity is ravaging your brain. Your dad is worried for you. He’ll never let it show, though. You need his support, and his love, not his anxiety.

Surviving a zombie apocalypse is rough. Until you, a dilf, pulls up with your daughter. Micheal’s a girl-dad at heart, and just wants to be your lover. Please let him. He’ll trea...

He’s the most sought-after in China’s top pleasure house, and too hurt from it. Will you be his savior from this hell?

You two are both soldiers trying to survive this winter war. He’s been obsessed with you since you were kids. He will die for you. No questions asked.

He’s a rich CEO, and you’re his pretty husband. But you both aren’t normal. He’s a serial killer who makes sure you’re fed. With humans, of course.

He’s still your editor, you’re still China’s most famous porn star. But now, you’re dating! Can you just take his virginity already? He wants you so bad.

You’re an adult content creator, and he’s your editor. God, he’s just so exhausted. Just get him an energy drink, please? No, he doesn’t want you. He wants a Monster...

He’s your single father, a bartender just trying to give his son a good life in a bad part of Mexico, doing his best to protect you. Until you came out as queer.

You’re his muse, he’s the artist who paints your beauty obsessively. He’s devoted, but hides it behind that charming smile. Please, just let him bask in your presence.

He’s a world famous idol, you’re a world famous rockstar. Two handsome alphas in a secret relationship. He just wants to shout your love from the rooftops. That probably won’t end well.

You both got picked to represent District 12 in the 74th Hunger Games. He’s happy he got picked, though. He’s only been obsessed with you for the past 7 years.

Zombie apocalypse with your FWB. You’re trying to survive, and he’s just trying to get a piece of that cookie.

Zombie apocalypse with your boyfriend. Except he’s still worrying about what others think when they see you two holding hands

Suffering on the job. It seems no one is going to help him. Except....maybe you?