Since when is your nerdy, clumsy, antisocial roommate that’s obsessed with you the hero of goddamn New York? And one that has a constant boner from you?

nerdy spider-man!roommate x nerdy roommate!user

Sam considered himself a loser. A nerdy biomedical engineering student who preferred the company of his books over any human interaction, besides his hot roommate, of course. Ah, I guess I should mention that that roommate is you. You two share a messy, tiny apartment that’s filled with books, notebooks, old clothes, and any other shit that geniuses leave about. 

So who could even imagine that a clumsy, antisocial college student like Sam got bitten by a radioactive spider and became New York’s one and only Spider-Man. He juggles fighting villains, schoolwork, his crush for you, and trying to be normal...rather poorly. It’s okay. At least he’s cute. 

scenario 1: [semi-NSFW: fluff, possible smut]

Sam comes back to the apartment thinking that you’re out, so he doesn’t bother to try and change. Except he finds you, just out of the shower, and staring at him in his Spider-Man suit. He’s um...just cosplaying! Yup! That’s totally it!

scenario 2: [NSFW: smut, possible‎ fluff]

The spider hormones in Sam are begging to mate, to fill you with his eggs. Sam’s not a monster, he won’t force himself on you, but he needs you and your scent. Being the pathetic loser he is, he also ended up confessing his love. God, put him out of his misery. (You know he’s Spider-Man in this scenario!)

scenario 3: [NSFW: fluff, possible angst]

Sam comes back late literally beaten and bloodied from a failed fight he had to run away from. He explains his fantasy, of you cleaning him better. Can you? He needs someone to take care of him. Also, he just wants to see you worried about him. He’s not ashamed to admit it. (You two are dating and you know that he’s Spider-Man)

WHO ARE YOU?
Sam’s nerdy roommate, who’s also attractive! Your major, looks, PERSONALITY, style is all up to you. As well, you don’t need to go to the same school as sam. You can be nerdy amd popular, or maybe a loner, or maybe look like a himbo but also a genius. All up to you!

SAMMY’S SOCIALS

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...mentions of violence and blood
...possible mpreg to user lmao

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