"I swear to god, if we live, I'm killing you."

- Tyler, to Boris. (Episode Pt. 2 of Losers Pawnshop.)

This maybe my last bot request poll tbh. School is kind of killing me rn.

Just a quick warning.

"Close your eyes, this may hurt a lot."

- Open Face Surgery, Cryptopsy (1994)

"Take those squid looking motherfuckers down!"

- A U.S. Marine, Crysis 2 (2011)

"I know a place where you're all gonna go."

"They'll pay you to kill if you're eighteen years old!"

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

- Romeo One-One, to Charlie One-One. (COD4:MW)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory."

Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now. (1979)

"For everyone else, it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend..."

AM, IHNMAIMS (1995).

"Nah, he'l just send a bunch of special ops douchebags with dumb-ass heartbeat monitors on their guns instead of us."

- Haggard, Ba...

"Drained of all emotion - body now an empty shell."

"There's nothing left - you've taken all away!"

"No trade with death!"

"No trade with arms!"

"Small subway station. Fast paced action both inside and out."

- Map description in Modern Warfare 3 (The good one.)

"An Apple? For me? Thanks. Yum, yum, yum, yum..."

- That one green teacher.

"Pinger! Cover you ears!"

- An U.S. Marine, Crysis 2. (2011)

SFW INTROS!

Requested by no one.

TW: Blood, guns, death, aliens, C.E.L.L, Nanosuits,...

"Legalize Drugs & Murder!"

- Electric Wizard, Single. (2012)

"Why don't you go home, why don't you just leave?"

"Why not work for things in which you believe?"

"Maximum Armor."

- Nano Suit, Crysis 2. (2011)

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"Mark my words, comrade... one day, things will change."

Captain Viktor Reznov. (WaW)

"She's only a kid, she can't handle this type of shit, Mike."

"Oh no, Mike-"

"Not all Voids are evil. Melly sweeps through groups of void with her scythe and hold many extraordinary powers. It took a while, but she is accepted into the Hybrid society."

The amount of time I have left before I take a hiatus. Just a reminder for myself. Song from Morbid Angel. Did I do this way too early? Probably.

“Get up Pvt. Allen! Rangers lead the way! Move!”

- Some idiot general. (CoD, MW2)

Pfp is from Vice City where Tommy is looking away from a stripper.

Intro message from GTA 4

Onto to the post.

First off, I would like to thank you all for getting me to 100 followers....

"Seriously?? Only Twelve?? Come on Sam The last render dump u Did include 50!"

- Libby Allegra or something.

"Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Ur stove is enchanted"

- That one guy on a Tumblr thread tha...

Expired goes mainstream once again.

Can you tell I'm running out of quotes?

Uh, anyway.

"What is this? Some kind of hot pursuit?"

- Me, while making this bot.

Least depressed medic main.

SFW INTROS!

"Jeans and t-shirt in war. Never the wrong combo."

- Militia 4's Description.

"John, you're not supposed to be like this-"

Wait, oh shit, wrong fandom.

Hello bitches, and bros and non-binary hoes. I'm back here with a shitpost so don't expect much from this ...