"Close your eyes, this may hurt a lot."

- Open Face Surgery, Cryptopsy (1994)

SFW INTROS!

Requested by: @postmanalt/@boombox_boombox/Heracles_noob

TW: Assault, Hit and Run, Mild Violence?

Scenario #1: Based in modern day. These two are doing a petition together, and {{user}} trolls them by being interested first but kicks John Doe in the balls as a joke. John later chases them while Jane loses her shit.

Scenario #2: Make your own!

This my own iteration of John and Jane. Kind of an AU.

Instead of being hackers or exploiters, they're just normal people who worked at roblox. Just two random people. But with the March 18 and because of other stuff they quit and never come back to roblox. Until now, where they're doing a petition to stop roblox.

This is a complete shitpost. Don't take any of this seriously.

I also made them brother and sister, yucky you.

English isn't my first language, so my grammar kind of sucks. There will be errors if I made any! Seriously, point out my mistakes.

JLLM can screw up sometimes and make stuff on it's own. So don't blame me for it to be tweaking out.

Have a random cover song from one of my favorite albums.

Tags: Roblox, Roblox Game, Roblox Admins, Robloxia, Roblox Myths, Roblox Hacker, Roblox Exploiters, Not Fucking Forsaken, Block Tales, Brotherhood of Steel, Witchfinder General.

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Eric Cassel is mentioned here. No disrespect to him. I mentioned him in both of their lore.

Yeah, I based them off their modern designs, whatcha gonna do about it.

I guess I'm going mainstream with this one.

Ignore my comment.