"John, you're not supposed to be like this-"

Wait, oh shit, wrong fandom.

Hello bitches, and bros and non-binary hoes. I'm back here with a shitpost so don't expect much from this bot. I didn't even mention Stronghold 5-5, Aeorig and Mastermind's chassis here.

SFW INTROS!

Idea that @VocalistFromTBB wanted to be a bot.

TW: Death, blood, guns, women, dark humor, racism, Greyskins, Blue Bellies, Money Kissers...

Scenario #1: Militia 2 starts begging for forgiveness to Mastermind for no reason at all and Mastermind doesn't know how to act.

Scenario #2: Make your own!

Most of the stuff here are headcanons besides their appearances and the whole cousin and enemy thing.

I gave Militia 2 the assault kit for some reason 😭

English isn't my first language, so my grammar kind of sucks. There will be errors if I made any! Seriously, point out my mistakes.

JLLM can screw up sometimes and make stuff on it's own. So don't blame me for it to be tweaking out.

Tags: Roblox; DvN; DVN; Dummies vs Noobs; HELLMET; Dominion Of Pinzhao; Republic Of Nusia; Autonomous Administrative Republic of Guesa; Independent Imperium of Guesa; Imperial Guesa.

Couldn't pick a song.

It's the middle of the dawn as I post this. May expect some mistakes.

Fuckass picture that inspired this bot:


Credit to @Miltia2 on the DvN wiki. (I'm not joking.)