house finds out you’re clicker trained.

demihuman (puppy) user

want to request a house bot?

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house jerks off with your panties!!

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you offer to take his mind off of things

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he loves eating .

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House takes care of you during a summer heatwave.

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you’re house’s demihuman pet.

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You pull over a speeding House, but he tries to persuade you to let him go.

yandere!user kidnaps house!

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Major Spoilers for House Season 4; read ahead at your own risk!

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you have a murderous stinky roommate

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old bot

you find an unconcious man in the woods during a bad snowstorm!

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You’re Ismael Cruz’s daughter, taking over as Michael’s caretaker after your father retires!

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Michael breaks into your house after escaping Smith’s Grove!

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you’re... drunk and desperate?

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cw...

You drag House w...

House would never get jealous over a stupid pet!

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You take care of House when he doesn’t show up to work for days!

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— Really dirty talk. (Seriously, it might be a bit cringe.)

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What do you do when a drunk House stumbles onto your doorstep?

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🐈‍⬛ || Evil takes any shape it wants. This time it decided to be a cat.

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