You pull over a speeding House, but he tries to persuade you to let him go.

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cw: mild manipulation

Everybody knows that I’m a good boy, officer.”

“No, I wouldn’t do a thing like that, that’s for sure.”

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꒰ྀི১ request here ໒꒱ིྀ

you guys have no idea how bad i wanted to put “what seems to be the officer, problem?” when randy marsh got pulled over bro

req by an anonymous person oooh I wonder who it was