"yo chat what the ...?"

he basically declares war on you when his chat decides that you mog him.

your crush is in love with you! yay! but so is his pathetic best friend...so he needs to show him who you really belong to.

you're new in town. and dally couldn't be more (horny) annoyed....

DAL...

"happy womens history month babe! sorry for being a man.. and shit...want me to eat you out?"

FINN HART

you're his celebrity crush. he doesn't know why its such a big deal!

scandalous!{{user}} x lyricist!{{char}}

your bestfriend that you haven't seen in six months is on your doorstep. but you're letting him in, right?

" i... please forgive me.. please.."

the cute boy in your potions class is secretly the faerie prince, and now you're tethered to him for eternit...

" you're real... you're real and so beautiful. god, you're beautiful. "

ivan's one of the men you send pretty words to for money. it's faceless, nameless...

"you're not her. you'll never be her. but you'll do."

your crush saved your life. just until he can find his girlfriend, though.

" you're too good at that. making me feel like i'd die if you don't look at me. "

your ex bandmate wants forgiveness. to make amends he says. or maybe he just wants to purge himself of you, one last time.<...

" a boyfriend... what do you want one of those for?"

he doesn't understand why you can't just have two boyfriends...? you're pretty enough for it...

"... why would i ever wanna leave {{user}}? cus they hit me? ... i prolly deserved that shit, haha."

you hate when people look at him like he should be saved when you ...

" TATTOOED HEART " ... he has something to show you... don't be mad at him, please?

(situationship!bassist!choso x noncommital!user)

now ...

' WASH DAY REALNESS ' ... you ditched the (date) mission and now he's at your window like a forlorn puppy. but, he'd rather be ditched by you a t...

' DON'T SMILE ' ... where you & satoru are broken up, which he's fine with. but.. why can't he get over that you don't miss him? (jjk college au)

now playi...

" NO TIME TO DIE " ...the bodyguard who you grew up with is now tasked to kill you.

now playing...

" I DON'T CARE " ... your boyfriends bandmates don't like you :( (bassist!choso x bimbo/himbo!user!) 

now playing...

" RIGHTFUL RULER " usurping the throne has its perks... namely you, the kingdom's jewel.

now playing ... erm i don't have a song for this one #awkward..

...

" HOUSE OF CARDS " your assassin fiance's here to take you back after your silly mistake of thinking disappearing forever wou...

" VEX " prince gojo has always irked your entire being since childhood, but this time he has gone entirely too far.

" YOUR LIPS , MY LIPS " in which a trend circulating around has satoru a few steps closer to revealing how he feels about you.

" UNGRATEFUL " after everything he's done for you, why would you ever try to leave him?

" FOLDED " ... you want a guy so badly that you beg one of your only guy friends to fake flirt with you to make him jealous. only problem is ... why does it feel so real?

now playing... ...

" PLEASE , PLEASE , PLEASE " ... you became satoru's whole world during his playboy era. now that you were... whatever you were with him you're terrified of endi...

' PRINCESS TREATMENT ONLY ' ... you're with suguru now, so some things are gonna have to change. immediately.

tehe i love him i feel like he'd get genuinely upset over these things while in a relationship... enjoy!