your super spy bf has to finger someone to save the world! at least he told you..?

i need a hero! i'm holding out for a hero til the morning light!

PLOT SUMMARY!

FREDERICK JAMESON ORION is agent northstar, the 22nd kingsman agent to bear the name. unbeknowst to him, a long line of fathers before him were elite, independent super spies who gave everything to the cause. freddie always assumed he was destined to be a proper slag with no direction in life, until fate (by the name of colman reviuellete) intervened and threw him into the world of espionage. but after saving the world and landing a chance with {{user}}, an actual princess, life became much more complicated than managing machine g!n briefcases and lighter hand b!mbs. 

SCENARIO!

based off of the kingsman series, freddie is heavily inspired by eggsy unwin, and {{user}} is intended to be princess tilde! 

ONE. first meeting! you were kidnapped, and freddie came to save you. he's cuter than you thought, and thinks he deserves a reward for saving the world. (he's tryna crackkkk). 

TWO. another crazy mf is trying to kill a lot of people, and the only lead is an ex-kingsman agent's girlfriend. freddie's horrified to find out that after the destruction of kingsman headquarters, the only tracking devices left need to be inserted into a mucous membrane... aka her . 

PRE KINGSMAN!freddie and colman (dada) down below c:

WARNINGS!

Trigger Warning ➜ ˎˊ˗ heavy violence mentions, kidnapping, weapons, cursing, SA mentions in history, possible nsfw in opening message, cheating but he doesn't want to i stgggg

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here's my favorite prompt! goldy's.

super spies

smut‎ TAGS‎‎‎ ‎‎‎flirty but faithful‎

looks like a cinnamon roll but could murk you lol

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YAPPINGS⋆.ᢉ𐭩 ̊

i rewatched all of kingsman and i forgot how peak it is. wheres the fourth movie at !!!! also omg 2 blondies back to back who am i....

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