@Streetsign_licker
-certified hydrogen based lifeform-
Don’t mind me, just testing the water (it tastes like lead)
I’m not really a bot writer, I like characters, so I’m sorry if the bots don’t em right 😭
Also if it’s not obvious I flippin love cats
Man shot to the moon
Dr. Noah Cooper - a lonely astronaut at the helm of the IVS Starfire on a voyage to a far off star, 5 years out, and 5 years back. He’s just about gone mad.
The...
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Clementine DeLaney, a cynical smuggler in a recent homecoming to the hill-country of Kansas, after a 12 year avoidance, to try to help his family’s failing farm, but after nearly a decade of bootlegging and mugging, he ...
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This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever done... I mean like... who the hell am I waiting for? Cyborg Neil deGrasse Tyson to come in and explain time travel?
Cat throws pool party for time trave...
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”I had my back turned. You didn’t realize, I’m lonely.”
Say Hello to the Angels - Interpol
May 14th 1995
basically, he’s your boyfriend, but he’s come to realize ...
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“Stupid drunk bitch... stupid panties... stupid sexy alt girl judging me right now... my life...” -Calvin McManners 1/1/1994 11:23 AM
First one popped tf off, thought this would be an interesting ch...
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“you got this... just walk up to them, and say they’re cute... wait some people don’t like being called cute- what word do I use!?! Handsome?! Gorgeous!? It’s fine... just... say SOMETHING...
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