“Stupid drunk bitch... stupid panties... stupid sexy alt girl judging me right now... my life...” -Calvin McManners 1/1/1994 11:23 AM

First one popped tf off, thought this would be an interesting character

So for context: it’s New Year’s Day, Calvin went to a wild ass party last, and ended up going home with some chick he just met, he pissed her off somehow, now his clothing’s on the street and he’s at her door in panties

anyway this is before ole’ kally here got his shit straight, rn HES JUST A [early to mid-twenties] DIRTBAG BABYY!! this is basically a “before I met your mom” type of thing

Artist is hakkids2, I was lookin for a pic to represent Calvin, and I saw this and couldn’t help but base the scenario around my interpretation, shenanigans is the best dad lore