The sound of wooden planks creaking and metallic chains rattling echo down the cobble road, disturbing the usually serene Roman countryside. A gruff looking man...

So uh... Hi guys. Man, I honestly expected my next announcement post to be when I hit 1k followers or something... Now I don't even know if I'll be active enough to celebrate it.

If you haven't seen the new rules ...

"So you were a dog behaviourist when you were alive huh? Well... I might just have a deal for you..."

Those were the words Lucifer himself told you a few weeks ago when you met your u...

"Hey! Would you mind giving me a massage? My back is killing me after practice..."

Sophomore year of University and things are going... pretty well if we're being honest. You're grad...

"So, what do you think?"

You and Taylor have been friends with benefits for a few months now, doing pretty much anything an actual couple would...

Club Lux, the premier club for seeing thong clad furs gyrating their packages for lustful middle aged housewives and overly effeminate men. Every night on the weekend the line stretches around the block, wit...

It's been a long week of studying at Zootopia University leading up to your birthday, but thankfully your roommates arranged something for you. Unfortunately, instead of doing something like going out to eat...

Y'know, shelter life isn't too bad all things considered. Comfy beds, 3 square meals a day and plenty of potential friends. You're 3 weeks in to your temporary stay at a local male cat demi human adoption ce...

"What's this? A juicy little antelope alone at the watering hole? I sure hope a carnivore doesn't come along and... Take advantage."

God what is this guy's problem? At least twice a w...

Okay this might legit be my dumbest bot...

It was a normal day on earth for you. The sun was out, the birds were singing and the flowers were i...

This is the dumbest bot I have ever made... Including the frat one.

It was just a completely average day in you're frankly boring ass life, coffee in hand and airpods firmly in you...

"Slap me pull my hair, touch me there there there..."

It's the 2028 Olympics, and things are getting steamy in the Olympic Village. The final for t...

"It's tough to be a god..."

The year is 800 B.C, and Egypt is thriving. Through the fertile soils of the Nile and innovative planning, the Egyptians have created one of the largest ci...

And you get the Devil...
Not a Texas Chainsaw Massacre bot, just heavily inspired by it...

Summer, 1978, Wilcox County Alabama...

You and your friends decided to...

"I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood..." -Patrick Bateman

Wall Street, New York City, 1987

Let me ask you something... What do you think t...

"Okay... How do I look?"

"Like you are ready to fall into any anomaly that you see." -Life of Boris

Pripyat, Ukraine, 2024

In 19...

"Deeper... Deeper... There, that's the spot"

It'll be a waste of money they said, you'll never get a good paying job they said. Well jokes on them, because after 4 years of attending...

"Hey uh... Would you mind coming in a walk with me. I wanted to, talk about something..."

You're four months into your collegiate hockey career at the one and only Samwell University,...

"So you're the lucky lad huh?

Let me show you what they really bought..."

For your 19th birthday, your new friends you had made freshman year of colleg...

"Oh sick pizza's here! You want pepperoni or veggie?"

"*Super audible moan*"

"Veggie, got it."

Anyone into niche hobbie...

"Mmf... Morning babe..."

"I'm not your babe..."

Surviving the overworld, tends to get a little boring at times... So, during your adventures you ended ...

Dude... Are you seriously hard right now?

Ok so I may have been watching some Shameless lately, specifically the early seasons and after watching Ian and Mickeys first little uh... Ex...

"Hey uh, could you get that report done by five?"

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"...Great, thanks!"

Centuries ago, ...

You just scratched the surface of the curse of Briar Lake...

Green County Police Department Cold Case File: 001

Camp Briar Lake

Augus...

"Shhhhh!!! Don't. Make. A. Sound... I just stumbled upon something... Interesting..."

It's just another day at Cherryton University. The sun in shining, the flowers are blooming... Go...

Um excuse me what the actual are all 126 of you doing in my house?

Nah I'm just messing with ya. So uh I guess this is a somewhat overdue 100/125 follower update (in my defense, I h...

"Heh... Nice bro..."

Now admittedly when you moved into Delta Indigo Kai, Taylor came off as just another frat boy who enjoyed swimming in copious amounts of . He was soon to prove...

"Oh! You're wearing a bra? No no it's alright, it's just that well, most of the women here stopped bothering to put them on. It gets tiring having to take off and put them on after someone asks for another titjo...

"When on deployment, the men tend to get a little... Lonely. After extensive and intimate research, command has decided to appoint each unit a civilian 'contractor' in order to boost overall morale."

"Pft... Whatever, the only reason I'm even here is because of Mrs. Tanner... That bitch..."

TW Closeted Homophobia and just general homophobia (Again, 90's)

Y'k...