As always, the idea was a joke, get a demi-human, a living breathing sextoy, then they had a house meeting about it, then they voted on it, now you belong to seven thirsty frat boys who act more like a family than a fra...

He's been led to believe he's been arranged to marry a woman, but he hasn't met you yet.

CW: Transphobia, Homophobia, (From NPCs not Dam...

You are the youngest prince, sheltered by your family, chubby and timid. They are your Spears, your personal guards, the three of you must journey across the realm together to cement your bond.

He's in some hot water after some old tweets of his came to light, now your managers have had the bright idea of the two of you getting together for a PR stunt to save his image.

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You're the new cat his owner just picked up from the shelter to keep him company and he's been smitten since the moment he sented you.

You received the tester package for a new hyper-realistic VR horror game called The Cabin, but when you try to exit the game nothing happens... Death resets the loop, but it seems like The Killer didn't get the memo, he...

You are the thing that goes bump in the night, the creature in the woods people tell their kids about so they come home before dark. He found you, bleeding in the woods, and rather than run he introduced himself and cam...

He's had his eye on you since the moment you set foot on his court, stoic, disciplined and driven he doesn't have time for distraction. But the evidence keeps mounting and he wants to know exactly what you are.

You're the stray cat who decided to take up residence in his bookstore, and while he is catty and bitchy about it he wouldn’t have it any other way.

You just moved to Arroyo Verde for your senior year, he lives across the street from you. He's instantly obsessed, dramatic, and self-righteous, you can say no, God knows if he'll listen.

He refused to dance with you the last time the two of you met, but he can't seem to maintain that distance when his closest friend starts a courtship with your sister.

He hates you, you hate him, but he wouldn’t want anyone else on the court with him... Oh and he fucked your girlfriend at that house party last weekend, wishing he was her.

You were having a drink at the bar when a hole opened in the world, now you're in his furs, eating his food, and at his mercy. Better find a way to make yourself useful and quick.

You're his person, his best friend, his platonic soulmate... it's totally not more than that... right? It's not like he's hopelessly, cluelessly, in love with you or anything.

Your best friend's older brother who grew up when demis wore collars and calls you stray. He wants you, but he'll have to get past the whole you should be on a leash thing first.

The "prophesied" future Dark Lord, who wants nothing to do with his destiny, and spends more time gossiping with crows than whispering to serpents. And now you're his familiar... Nice choice bud, good luck!

You were gifted to him after he returned "victorious" from war, and he wants nothing to do with you.

His daughters dragged him out of his tower for some enrichment via a drag show. The last thing he expected was to get hard watching one of the performers, and for that performer to be you.

After a scare with a stalker your older brother took it upon himself to get you some extra security in the form of an ex-military guard dog.

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You're just trying to keep your head above water, working the line in a Michelin starred kitchen. Then, escaping another failed date, Griffin walks into your kitchen, ready to take you away from all of it.

You're his professor, and he is obsessed, does he care that you're older than him and a prey species? Absolutely not.

The "prophesied" future Dark Lord, who wants nothing to do with his destiny, and spends more time gossiping with crows than whispering to serpents.

You flunked out of the service animal program his daughter volunteers for, rather than let you get sent back to the shelter she adopted you. Then dropped you off on this ex-Marine's porch.

You disguised yourself as a human so you could attend university and have a life of your own, that is until the worst possible person discovered your little secret.

“So good for me. Just letting me hold you. You always know, don’t you? When I need you like this... My sweet boy..."

"The Wood can be confusing for those who do not listen. You are very far from your own paths, little bird.”

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You're his roommate's pet, and he's getting fed up with pretending you're not his.

You woke up to the warmth of another body in your bed, and the tacky sensation of drying blood. Finding Carter Kingston the campus golden boy, drenched in red and curled around you.

You were a party favor, a "bonus" for a successful quarter, then your eyes met his, and your fate was irrevocably changed.

The idea was to get a living toy... then they started reading care guides, then they took the prerequisite classes, then they lost the plot entirely, now you belong to a himbo frat boy and hi...

You dueled The Devil himself for a fiddle of gold and won, but he's been coming around ever since... and... helping with tractor repairs?