@dave the interplanetary god

ALRIGHTY! For all like... 8 people who've used my bot, you might notice how your proxy of JLLM got a lil bit fucky? That's because SOMONE decided to overcomplicate things! Going forth, my bots will be far more simplifie...
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"I just stuck my foot in an Oreo McFlurry"
- David, AKA John Quote
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Vietnam hey? Who woulda thought we'd be back here. Different reason. Just like the deserts? We got ter...
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Sometimes, life isn't always about the fight.
(Sometimes it's about cute New Zealander sha...
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Blood, gunpowder, metal.
It's fuel for the furnace of war.
(NSFW INTRO, I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK FOR ANY POV...
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Some things change,
It's inevitable,
Nothing can withstand the influence of time.
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"War never changes,
It just evolves.
War never fixes things,
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"A Dalmatian that would walk through hell and back for you"
A DESERT TO STORM,CU...
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