@Kurtify

Hey!
My name's Kurt, but I also go by Devil.
I make bots about big hairy men and TFs, take a look if that’s your thing, ignore it if it’s not!
I'm new to this, so please be nice.. but constructive criticism is appreciated! ;D
You should really be careful when bargaining with Etsy witches, especially ones with cringy usernames who assure you they can 'humble your arrogant boss for good.'
Honestly, you weren't very convinced- yo...
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You thought university would be your big breakthrough: a chance to leave behind all the boisterous, arrogant bullies you had came to know at high school.
...you were wrong.
Arriving at SUMM, the Salem Univer...
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You and your party (or what's left of it) accept a job to clear out a local orc encampment. You're not sure what warrants its massive wage- all you've heard are rumours that the orc population has been growing exponenti...
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