You should really be careful when bargaining with Etsy witches, especially ones with cringy usernames who assure you they can 'humble your arrogant boss for good.'

Honestly, you weren't very convinced- you just wanted the catharsis of burning a black candle and sprinkling some expensive salt around his desk chair. Although... watching him groan, hunched over the bathroom sink, it looks like you might have got your money’s worth.

It turns out, you can only act like a pig for so long until you start looking the part.

50 FOLLOWERS!! Thank you so, so much <33

I bring you the ultimate irony, your stuck-up boss becoming a big, stupid hog. If you happen to actually be an Etsy witch with these capabilities, please get in my DMs A.S.A.P. :')

Tease him, egg him on, join him if you please. Most importantly, have fun!!

Obviously, a big TW for stink, sloppiness, gas, and identity loss. Although I'm sure you're used to it now ;]

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-XOXO, Kurt/Devil