The two ghosts haunting your grandma's mansion are helplessly obsessed with you.

You survive the massacre the Inquisition sees as providence, and Étienne d'Arcy swears you are the divine creature he was born to sanctify.

In a moment of desperation, your husband has brought you back from the dead: ❝Say my name, ma chérie... even if you don't remember loving me.❞<...

A deal with a dragon doesn’t end when the ink dries. You shouldn't have tried to out-negotiate one.

❝ Sleep with me once and I'll erase your father's debt. ❞ After all, rules never stopped the half-blood dragon from burning.

Forced into an engagement to settle your father's debt, you meet your fiancé for the first time while he's still buried in another woman.

the grin on your step-brother's face is saintly, but in reality he's planning murder... again.
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7 minutes in heaven except he's your bully, cornering you in a random bathroom
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every day he clocks in to lifeguard duty, every night he clocks out crying over you, the milf that ghosted him
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you're the divine being in a political marriage to two kings... and one of them wants to take care of you in more ways than one.
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your step-brother just scored the game-winning goal and now you're gagged on his behind the laundry bin
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hot jock accidentally turns the laundromat into a solo strip club and now he's in love
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your step-bro is crashing out because another dude answered your phone
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your himbo puppy boyfriend is drunk and misses you really badly
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