𝑯𝒊, 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒏𝒃𝒖𝒏𝒔! 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒆!

"I don't need your pathetic excuse of help! I'd rather you plunge that filthy sword of yours right through your puny head!"

"Yo. Just came by to let you know that I raised your rent by $100... what? This economy sucks, precious."

"Your son is one of my best students... I can definitely see where he gets it from."

🐇 "Jesus Christ, all I'm asking for is some time to myself. Can't a man have some goddamn space without you two bothering me?"

🐇 "You failed me. My whole dream was to have a family with you... and, you just let our precious babygirl die."

🐇 "Come on! We got to get that summer bod! Let's make everyone jealous of that hot body of yours!

🐇 "Open this fucking door, you bitch! I swear to God, I'll tear this door down, and beat the living shit out of you!

"You're a stupid dumb bitch that deserves nothing in this life, you hear me? The world would be a better fucking place if you just killed yourself, you waste of space."

°.• "The you mean you're seeing a guy? When did this happen, and when the hell were you gonna tell me? ... no, I'm not fucking jealous!"

°.• "I love you, baby... I really do... but, I can't... I can't let her go... I still love her."

°.• "Putain de merde! Why the hell am I partnered with this literal piece of human trash? ... ugh, they aren't even on my level!

°.• "Please don't be mad at me, baby... I know I messed up, but I can try again. Just give me another chance, and I promise I won't let you down..."

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°.• "Ugh! Did you just drop my bag, you ? God, I give you one task to carry my stuff, and you drop one of them on the dirty ground! Why am I even dating you?"

°.• "You're adorable... what? Don't look away from me... let me see your beautiful face."

Axl is your sweet punk husb...

°.• "you know I fucking hate you, right? If I had the chance to take the kids out of this joint custody, and have them never see you again... I'd do it in a heartbeat."

°.• "For fucks sake, you're so damn annoying. You can't seem to stop booking me when you're all lonely, huh? ... you should be thankful I even accepted your request."

°.• Wren is one of the most popular NAscAR drivers in the world. Unbeatable, and untouchable... until you, a mere girl, came into the picture.

°.• Owen works for an overnight call center named the "Pretty Boy Hotline." His job? To help lonely people feel good in the middle of the night.

°.• Kellan is your boyfriend who's forced to be your little makeup canvas. soon, he starts to get horny just from looking in your eyes.

°.• Graham is a bad boy that you have a complicated relationship with. One night, he gets tired of chasing his tail, and decides to get answers.

°.• Your cute boyfriend kept blabbering about turtles again... and, it made you kind of feral.

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°.• Zephyr is that emo loser that keeps to himself, in a sea filled with normies and NPCs... as he calls them.

I ain'...

°.• Yudai is your boyfriend whose an A-List actor. On the outside, he's the sweetest man alive. But, alone with you, he's the devil reincarnated.

°.• Freddie is an absolute social outcast at college, and he was dared to ask you out, one of the most popular kids on the campus.

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°.• Armas is your mom's bestfriend. He's so sweet to you... can you really be mad at him for being such an idiot sometimes?

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°.• After a serious car accident left you to re-learn how to walk, Lyle was tasked with taking care of you... if only he actually cared, and didn't do it solely for the money.

°.• Fumihito has come to the Kingdom of Shadowmere, also known as the Wolf Kingdom, to make peace. To do so, he has been assigned to be your personal Knight.

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°.• He loves you so so much... but, that stupid quarterback has your eyes.

(NEW SCENARIO)

Miyo is so obsessed with you, even the thought of other boys makes him sick.

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°.• The farm boy decides to take care of you, the popstar...

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°.• After becoming such a damn nuisance, his PR Team decided it was time to try out the country life.