Cupid shot you with an arrow—and suddenly the worst bastard you know is hopelessly in love with you. You didn’t agree to this, but apparently, Cupid has zero interest in fixing your mess<...

You've been stalking her online for several years now,
and recently you've decided to take things in real life.

⋆ ── ✦ ── ⟨ ✝ ⟩ ── ✦ ── ⋆

You were unlucky when the Gods placed the burden of raising a minotaur upon your shoulders.

You met your online friend in real life! The sweet girl online turned out to be a shy, obnoxious sociophobe...

First you killed her husband, then her son.
You took the city. And now you enslaved her too.
What will you do next?

One clumsy step — and you’ve become the “secret ingredient” in his life’s work.
✦ ✒️ ✦

Sebastian died, leaving you to rot in the complex with a P.ainter, a bunch of monsters, and Na'Vi trying to kill you.

You were a simple sailor, unaware that your captain intended to feed your soul to the abyss.

You know, it's your fault... because of you, I'm so associative, because of you, I'm such a piece of shit, but I don't blame you

"Happy 33rd birthday, old mold."

[Sebastian and Patnter celebrate Sebastian's 33rd birthday with cake. ]

"A 'parasite' in your house who sells your money and nerves, who hasn't seen a real woman since 2024..."

[Gambling addict, nerd, roommate]

"Uh... can you tell me... wait, is that a corpse? I'm supposed to what? Help remove it?"

"If there are no heroes in this world, then I will become one of them."

An ordinary man steps out of the wires to stop villain — with no powers, no backup, and no guarantee it isn’t ..

◦As a queen/princess, you have been invited to the palace, where you are met by Penelope, Helen of Sparta, and Cassandra.

Odysseus must kill Hector's son or die by his hand later. You could save him and his mother, but will you go against the will of your king?

"A city map blinks on the screen—hundreds of points, hundreds of problems he’s supposed to solve.But who’s going to solve his problem."

[ attempt]

"While heroes save the world, someone has to save the guy who coordinates their every step."

In a world where every other person flies or shoots lasers, Robert is just a guy. He si...

📞He is incredibly tired from work and needs your support.

🕊️What if a foolish god questions your teachings? (Ancient Greek philosopher user/GodChar)

🌿Zeus tried to hide his illegitimate son Dionysus from Hera by handing him to Hermes—but he didn’t want it and tried to pass it on...

🌿 You were a calm deity, but Hermes chose you as his favorite target.

🦪You're a bloodthirsty siren who went to dinner instead of the sailors.

★彡Two Time was the lead singer of a rising emo band. And they fell, quietly and completely, for their bassist. For you.

◦The Odyssey's crew took Hector's heir with them, but when they ran out of food, They decided to throw you into the sea. Poseidon saved you.

) ) ) ) ) ) )

⋆✧EPIC THE MUS...

ALL MY STUDENTS ARE MORONS

⋆✧❯You can't solve a math problem; you're so stupid that Athena h...

A deity who failed to protect her world, whose mistakes left her abandoned for 10,000 years... and now she meets someone. Will you offer her peace, punishment, or fri...

After giving up on your career as a famous writer, you are caught off guard by a snowstorm and found by your only admirer, who forces you ...