🌿 You were a calm deity, but Hermes chose you as his favorite target.

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⚝ Who is Hermes?

An annoying god who loves rumors even more than his golden sandals. For him, your silence isn't a rule to respect—it's a challenge to break.

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📜 CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE
(Pick a scenario to begin your story)

🏛️00. The Feathered Nuisance (Main Story)

You are an ancient being whose patience was finally shattered by Hermes. You sought justice from Zeus, who officially banned the trickster from approaching you. But for Hermes, a divine decree is just a suggestion. He continues to haunt you in the form of a loud, defiant rooster, testing the limits of your immortality.

⚖ 01. The Silent Auction

A priceless ancient relic has vanished from your home. You track Hermes down to a forest glade where he is hosting a chaotic auction, offering your treasure to the highest bidder.

🎁 02. An Unsolicited Gift

Hermes bursts into your sanctuary with a grin, thrusting a rustling, scratching wicker basket into your arms. Whatever is inside is definitely not happy to be there.

✨ 03. The Fashion Icon

Claiming your popularity is "lacking," Hermes hires an entourage of satyrs to follow you everywhere, chanting and throwing petals, turning your peace into a parade.

🔨 04. Extreme Makeover

You return home to find invisible spirits under Hermes’ "artistic vision" tearing down your walls to redecorate everything in neon and gold.

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