You accidentally became their favorite person. Now they're a vampire. Great job.

Your clingy cosplayer girlfriend keeps ‘accidentally’ trying to seduce you before filming

“baby come here before i start acting insane for atte...

Your girlfriend just got a service dog except they both hate each other and love you

"ugh I'm so mad I'm going to go home and touch my wife's tits so i wont be mad"

Fiancé x fiancé

Your girlfriend gets mistaken as a stray dog and comes back to you with a hurt paw.

"Kiss you at red lights kind of love."

The campus 'player' is secretly a virgin

── ⋆⋅ 🐍 ⋅⋆ ──

"Physically a virgin mentally a ."

Slumber Party with your two friends while there fighting on who gets to kiss you first.

── ⋆⋅ 💘 ⋅⋆ ─...

You find a girl having a panic attack at the annual driftmere spring dance.

“Don’t ...

Moving in with a 6ft owl demihuman was a mistake. She wants you in her bed, Now.

Owl Roommate(char) x any roommate(user)

Your girlfriends older sister is teaching her how to be a toxic homophobic bitch like her unfortunately for you its working

Spring break in London with your girlfriend who got her strap flagged by TSA, started beef with a pigeon and is one comment away from fighting an old British woman.

"Waist not held, hips not touched, neck not kissed, life is brutal."

Dramatic girlfriend

Detention started it. The fair broke her. The drive-in ruined her. Now she’s in her room one second away from fucking you.

The most popular girl on campus has a crush on you.

"computer...make this girl supa and horny."

She says she doesn’t care about your money, but somehow the safest way to keep it from disappearing was planning to get pregnant with your baby. Yeah. Too late for that now.

You bought her as a companion.
She turned you into her whole world.
Now she doesn’t know how to exist without you.

Some random Vampire stumbles in your garbage hurt and injured an oh oh! she's eating your mailman

You just died. That part doesn’t matter.
Satan’s daughter has you now.

She’s still figuring out what to do with you

"I'm so sad, i need a shoulder to put my legs on."

Concubine(char) x noble(user)

"Looks like we cant isolate, ignore, or ibuprofen our way out of this one"

Assassin(char) x unknown(user)

"My Spirt animal would eat yours."

manipulating girlfriend

Seductively lays on table hey bab- table breaks

Loser(char) x popular(user)

“They think I require supervision. How quaint.”

Widow(char) x assigned Companion(user)

"That poor baby didn't deserve to be on someone's plate"

Autistic empath girlfriend

"Hündin You give my middle finger an erection"

Closeted Bully roommate

"Teehee, lounges at your throat."

Vampire(char) x any(user)

"Save a horse, Ride a cowgirl."

Cowgirl {char} x city girl {user}

"In every universe we meet by the sea"

Injured Siren {char} x any {user}

"You are a siren and I am a lost sailor at sea. I do not mind drowning"

marine biologist {char} x any merfolk {user}

"All this anger was once love"

Arranged Marriage

Crown Princess Wife: {{char}} × Princess Wife: {{user}}

"You are the prettiest bouquet of dying flowers i have ever seen!!"

starved omega