"You buy me ten packs of Marlboros. And I'll suck your / eat you out. Best twenty bucks you'll ever spend. Deal?"

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"It just wasn't fair!"

your clingy needy kitsune is trying her best to impress you

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Just for a minute, she told herself. Just to remember what it feels like.

Your mute ghost roommate.

"I'm serious. I give the best head on campus. Ask anyone."

A pick-me girl who desperately wants your attention.

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"I'm starting to suspect my pet has brain damage."

You’re the familiar of a bratty noble wizard, and your mistress is in love with you.

"Just tell me I'm still your favorite problem."

A babysitter for a pretty top fashion disaster.

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Diana was the freak. The weird, quiet autistic girl who draws the popular student in the ropes.

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